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Two Lonely Hearts - By einfach_mich

2010-07-27T14:28:00.000-07:00

Two Lonely Hearts by einfach_mich - Charlie/Leah - Summary: Charlie and Leah have bonded in their grief over the death of Harry Clearwater, but now Leah wants things to change. Will Charlie look past their differences, and give them both a second chance at happiness? AU Post New Moon. Alt Shipper Challenge

~ The first place winner in the Alternate Shippers Challenge is einfach_mich with her story, Two Lonely Hearts, and what a story it was. This was written beautifully and such a different story it was bound to catch the attention of everyone.

einfach_mich started with Leah, a character who is so strong and self-sufficent yet broken on the inside. Leah was written fantastically. The canon side of her character was captured well with a little twist of the author in there. Leah knows what she wants and goes after it, whether she's nervous on the inside or not. She's brave and honest.

Then we get to Charlie. I think this is fabulous portrayal of him. It shows his past with Renee and raising Bella, and how that shaped him as a man. His undying love and dedication are focused on and appreciated it. It's sad how he has held himself back for so long and done the right thing only to hurt himself.

It seems Charlie has met the one person who can force him to admit what he wants and take it. This story is about suffering, comfort and struggle. What choices are the "right" ones and what makes them right? In one night two people who have been hurt so badly form a bond that will only grow stronger and eventually transform.

einfach_mich has done a brillant job of building this bond between the two characters and making it "natural" with a great flow in the story. You think you know what's coming, and then she surprises you. She makes you hope for Leah and hope for Charlie.

If that's not enough we can talk about the oh-so-hot scenes she's written. You will be squirming in your seat, this I promise. There are moments between Charlie and Leah that are so sexual and hot but then einfach_mich throws in the sensual, caring bits that make you love it even more.

This was an amazing story and so wonderfully written. You should definitely take some time and read it, and make sure to let einfach_mich know what you think!

Congratulations again on First Place and thanks for everyone's participation!

Alternate Shippers Challenge WINNERS!

2010-07-25T13:39:00.000-07:00

Well Hello Fandom!

We know it's been a while but we're back and we bring with us an announcement. The public has voted and the judges have decided on the winners for the Alternate Shippers Challenge!

We will be announcing all the winners today and throughout the rest of the week will we have features on some of the stories written! Let's get to it then, shall we?

Public Poll Winners:

Two Lonely Hearts by einfach mich

This Summer by tiffaninichole

Do You Want To by winterstale

Judge's Selection Winners:

"The One That Made Us Believe"

The Unanticipated Prey by JosieSwan

"The One That Caught Us By Surprise"

When Shadows Fade by hopeforastalemate

"The One That Left Us Yearning"

A Proper College Education by SweetDulcinea

CONGRATULATIONS to all the winners and a HUGE THANK YOU to everyone who took the time to write these amazing stories! Thank you to the readers who read, reviewed and voted on these entries. You guys made this happen and it was so much fun. We enjoyed being involved in this and reading your stories.

Our first place poll winner, Two Lonely Hearts by einfach mich will have her spotlight on the blog tomorrow. So check back to read all about it. The second and third place winners will have their shout outs later in the week!

Thanks again everyone. If you haven't had a chance to read the entries for the Alternate Shippers Challenge you can find all the entries here.

A Huge Thank you goes out to all the Alternate Shippers who came together to get this challenge going and put the time and effort into hosting it! Chele681, Kristi28, Oscar519, NoahEvansMom, and BBSapphire24!

~ The Alternate Shippers

A Summer's Breeze...

2010-07-06T09:42:00.000-07:00

Hello loves! How is your summer going so far? Well we hope! Enjoying the sun, maybe working on that tan? Bring a cool margarita with you for us! Oh, and HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!

And for our followers outside of the United States, here is something pretty for you to enjoy.

Now... it's not a large update, as both of us have been extremely busy, but it's something! In other news, the British Bitch will be getting on a plane next week and flying her ass out of Europe and over to the United States. That's right, the British Bitch and the American Whore will be together, causing mayhem where ever they go, for 8 days! Be on the look out! HA.

On to the updates:

~Smut of the Week ~

Instead of picking a specific story for our smut of the week, we are recommending you check out the entries for the "Alternate Shippers Challenge"! With a bunch of entries already recieved the lemons are hot, dirty and delicious. They'll leave you wanting more and completely satisfied all at the same time! Make sure to review and let the authors know what you liked! A community for all the submissions can be found here. ENJOY!

Learning to Breath by AHizelm - JxE - Summary: When darkness and emptiness rules your life, is it possible to let light back in? Is new life really ever an option? This is his journey. A story told in drabbles. AH, OOC, Slash.

Fifty Cents III The Twilight 25 Summer 2010 by AHizelm - Summary: The prompts this round are pictures, and I've learned I have an interesting take on basically all of them. Every entry this round is Jasper-centric in some way. AH/AU/OOC/Canon/Non-Canon/Slash. Anything is possible and it's all here.

~ The Twilight Twenty-Five Round Three can be found here!~

Just This Once by SweetDulcinea - J/B - Summary: FGB gift for ElleCC - First kiss, first...other things, and so many more experiences together. She believes he uses her friendship for comfort when it's convenient for him, but is that really the truth? Or do his moody reactions mean something more? AH

The Long Way Home by TheHeartOfLife - EmxR - Summary: There was a girl. She loved a boy. And then she lost it all. Will her journey back to the place where it all began and ended light the path for forgiveness, or will it swallow her whole? A story about friendship, love and the true meaning of coming home.

Unbroken by Chicklette - JxB - Summary: Bella's been hiding from her past for the last 4 years. Can helping the handsome, blond cowboy face his own pain ease hers? AH/OOC – "For the Love of Jasper" contest entry.

The So Unknown by Slywolf9 - JxB - Summary: I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella

Letters From Alice by Sorceressicirce - ExJ - Summary: Edward knew what he wanted - a lifetime of love with a human Bella in his arms - but what if he was wrong? Sometimes the things we want most in life are the things that will shatter us to the core. How do you pick up the pieces? Slash, Post-Eclipse AU

Just Another Day by Janna Banana - JxB - Summary: One year after the end of When Darkness Turns to Light; a one shot/snapshot of Bella and Jasper's life as they prepare for his first day with the Volturi Guard

Hope you enjoy reading these as much as we do! And if you leave the author review just let them know where you heard about their amazing story from! :D

Until next time...

Your,
Rose and Bella.

Raising Money One Leg Hitch At A Time.

2010-06-30T05:45:00.000-07:00

Good Morning Ladies and Gents!

I come to you with a little update from The Fandom Gives Back.

As of 8:00am on Wednesday June 30th the total amount raised by the fandom is $17,463! WOW! That is truly amazing. You are all being so supportive, whether it’s donating your time, crafts, or writing. Tweeting and RTing your hearts out and posting information where ever you can. ALL of this helps, every mention gets the word out just a little further and every dollar makes a difference.

We want to send you all hugs and chocolate for being so fabulous. Here at FanFicers, we couldn’t be more proud to call ourselves members of this fandom!

Keep up all the hard work. Check out the authors who have offered up a story or one-shot, maybe give a author you don’t know a go… try something new. The virtual gifts, like blog features and banner making are up for grabs too. Autographed merchandise and hand crafted items are open to be yours.

Thank you fandom, your generosity warms our hearts!

On another note… I think there was a midnight release of a movie last night? What was it…? OH RIGHT! That would be ECLIPSE! Did you go see it, and are you getting up for work this morning? Well grab that fresh cup of coffee and tell us what you thought. Please, for now, try to avoid the spoilers. We understand that some people haven’t had a chance to see it yet and we wouldn’t want to ruin it for them. So let’s get a general consensus on the movie, TWO THUMBS UP or MEH. IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER?

The American Whore loved it; she gives it TWO THUMBS UP.

Well that’s it for today! Hope you are all enjoying the beginning of your summer! As always, please let us know what you think, whether it’s a comment here or an e-mail.

~ Your Rose and Bella

Pump Up The Volume

2010-06-25T10:06:00.000-07:00

Hello lovelies,
Just popping in for some quick announcements.
First, as I am sure you are all well aware of… The Fandom Gives Back: Eclipse Edition goes live TOMORROW! Have you checked out the auctions and forums? See who is offering what, and what misc. things have been posted. GO!

::whispers::

The American Whore has put herself up on the auction board. You can find her under BBSapphire24. Go check out what she is offering up! Her auction can be found here, and her forum for discussions and questions here.

Have fun, we hope you find what you’re looking for! Remember, all proceeds go to Alex’s Lemonade Stand!

In other news, “The Alternate Shippers Challenge” has extended their deadline for submissions.

~ With The Fandom Gives Back auctions going live this weekend, and the hype of such a great cause, the hosts of the contest thought that extending the deadline would be more helpful to those who wished to enter. The deadline for submissions has been extended until THURSDAY JULY 1ST, 12PM EST.

That’s all the news for now darlings. Thanks for sticking with us! Enjoy the weekend and good luck on the auctions!
Your Rose and Bella.

A Trip To Remember!

2010-06-19T09:50:00.001-07:00

'ello Twihards, the American Whore here. I'm stopping in to share my Twilight Trip to Remember with you! This won't be like our usual posts, as we've been busy but I do have some things to write about.

Firstly, The Alternate Shippers Contest is in full swing and has been receiving entries left and right. Have you read them? NO? Well head over to the community and check out the fantastic stories that have been submitted and make sure to let the author know how much you loved their story! You can find those entries here.

Now onto Forks, Washington! Yup, I just got back from my vacation out to the west coast where I spent some time in Seattle, Forks and Port Angeles! It was beautiful out there. I got the chance to take a Twilight tour and see all of the places Stephenie Meyer wrote about and referenced in our favorite story. I want to share some of those pictures and experiences with you.

After spending some time in Seattle it was time to get in the car and drive the four hours on 101 to Forks, and trust me... when they say everything is just off the highway, EVERYTHING is JUST OFF the highway. But what a gorgeous highway it was...

Once we arrived in Forks, which is much smaller than I expected - but

still beautiful - we checked into the "Cullen House" where we would be staying. The bed and breakfast was fantastic. The people were friendly and informative, and the breakfast served was phenomenal!

After settling in, the next thing on our agenda was a Twilight Tour done by the store, Dazzled by Twilight. If you have seen the Twilight in Forks Movie then you would know that Travis leads the tours... and he is just hilarious.

Our first stop was the Cullen House ( The Miller Inn) before we headed out to the Swan's house. We also stopped by the Fork's Police Station, Fork's High School, Jacob Black's house (he was home, and watching us through the window) before we headed out to Rialto beach. We had lunch at the Treaty Line and saw amazing rivers.

The tour was a great idea and I would recommend this specific tour company to anyone visiting Forks.

The next day we decided that a trip to Port Angeles was needed, and where better to have lunch than Bella Italia? The food was delicious. I had the manicotti but someone I was with had the mushroom ravioli and raved about it. (I don't eat mushrooms... ew.) LOL!

I can't describe the scenery in this area. Some of you may be used it to, but coming from New Jersey, it was a whole different thing for me. The books and the movie's don't do it justice. The trees, which are just trees... are HUGE and literally covered in moss. It makes such a difference seeing this in person. The mountains... jesus! I thought I had mountains here in Northern NJ!

Forks has such a welcoming, friendly community. People were so unbelievably nice and chatty. They had fun with us, who traveled clear cross the country to see their town. Telling us where to eat and what to see. I loved it.

If you have the time and money, do yourself a favor and see the towns and places Stephenie Meyer wrapped her story around. It's a phenomenal place that I definitely plan on going back to!

I hope you enjoyed the pics and little re-cap of my trip! I sure did enjoy it! I have more posted on my Facebook page, feel free to take a look! Thanks for checking the blog out. If you have any questions, comments, feedback... anything at all please don't hesitate to e-mail us at fanficersanonymous@gmail.com.

Much love,

Your Bella.

Fuck me Friday.

2010-05-28T10:20:00.000-07:00

Hey fanficers.

Not too much chit chat from us today, just wanted to let you know that BBSapphire24 wrote a review for Southern Fanfiction Review about ElleCC's Murmur of Fire in the Vain.
Its a really great review about a fantastic story so you should go check that out! CLICK ME!

The Long Way Home by TheHeartOfLife - EmxR - Summary: There was a girl. She loved a boy. And then she lost it all. Will her journey back to the place where it all began and ended light the path for forgiveness, or will it swallow her whole? A story about friendship, love and the true meaning of coming home. ~ This is Rosalie's story and it's a heartbreaking one. TheHeartOfLife has done an amazing job of capturing emotions and weaving them into her story. Rosalie's pain had me in tears. One of the things I really liked is how realistic TheHeartOfLife made this story, it's not perfect and there's not a single person to blame for anything. There's growth and steps forward, there are smiles with some tears mixed in there. Sometimes people are oblivious and that can be more hurtful then you think. TheHeartOfLife has written this beautifully. I've never wanted more for Rosalie in a story. She's strong on the outside while she tries to hide the shattered heart on the inside. So far this story has been great, I love it. It's given me the angst I love so much and also some brilliant moments. The last update... I was swooning hard. Go read and find out why!

Updates:

More Than Friends by Alsper - AxJ - Summary: Jasper is coming back home after five years away hoping he can mend old friendships, but when his past comes back to haunt him will he run away again? AH/AU/OOC J/A

University of Edward Masen by SebastienRobichaud - ExB - Summary: Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC, ExB

The Weight of Words by georgeygirl - ExB - Summary: Bella is in the final months as an undergrad student at U of T. When she meets the PhD candidate who will be the TA of her senior Shakespeare course, her world is turned on end . What do you do when the only man you want is the one you can't have?

Twice in a lifetime by foryouareloved - ExR - Summary: Rosalie told Bella that she never wanted Edward as anything more than a brother - but what if that was a lie? A few sprinkles of moderate language, as love and jealousy tend to get the tongue flowing.
Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB - Summary: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH

Vivification by SweeyDulcinea -J/BxP/C - Summary: Peter & Charlotte return to the South for Jasper, but he finds himself unwilling to leave without a certain newborn. Together, the four discover multifaceted relationships & body-rocking pleasure in a life without violence and war.

Beautiful, Dirty, Rich by KikiBlue - ExB - Summary: One Bet. One Week. No Rules. Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting - ExB - Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC

Vie by thatisastory -JxB - Summary: Emerging from the shadow of grief and despair, Jasper & Bella make good on a promise: To live. They delve into the vampire world and discover an old coven with new friends, a dark history, and a vendetta that cannot be ignored. Sequel to Afterlife. Jas/B

The Corner of Your Heart by TheHeartOfLife - EmxR - Summary: An entry for the Indies First Time Writer Challenge. Rosalie and Edward have been friends since childhood, but he has a new girl in his life and Rosalie's feelings for him have changed. A story about the shifting tides of friendship. AH.

At This Moment by SweetDulcinea - ExB- Summary: FGB story for aRedi, prompted by Michael Buble's cover of "At This Moment" - It's the people we love the most who can truly break our hearts. How do we cope with that guilt? How do we move forward?

Center of Attention by SweetDulcinea - JxBxP - Summary: Fun With Your Clothes On contest- Bella drags Jasper & Peter to an exclusive rave, promising a night of dancing,fun & reckless abandon. The wild, sexually charged atmosphere leads to an unforgettable bump & grind for all three. Non-canon, obvs.

Forgiven by Socact - JxB - Summary: On their last day of college, tragedy strikes four friends. Will Bella find the strength to forgive? For the Love of Jasper Contest entry. Won 1st place in Judges contest. AH, Rated M for mature themes.

Hope you enjoy reading these as much as we do! And if you leave the author review just let them know where you heard about their amazing story from! :D

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Your
Rose and Bella.

A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest Winners + other stuff.

2010-05-20T14:48:00.000-07:00

First place in the public poll voting for the "A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest" went to AmberStar63

Make A Wish by AmberStar63 - JxA - Summary: Every girl deserves a fuss on her big day, but after last year Alice has sworn off birthdays for good. Well, that is until her luck finally changes. Written for the “A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest”. AU/AH, Rated M.

This is a really great story, I fucking loved it, about a chance encounter on a bus bringing two strangers together. It's funny, charming, sexy and incredibly hot. Amber creates a brithday that any girl would wish for, along with the perfect man to go with it. I especially enjoyed the good old fashioned dry hump! Completely underrated if you ask me! Congratulations Amber, you deserve it babe.

The Judge's round winners were:

As You Wish by Wuthering Bites - ExB - Summary: Bella is a veterinary student who has suffered from a long infatuation with the enigmatic Edward Cullen. On her birthday, Bella is taken to the cheesetastic Medieval Times, but when the Dark Knight singles her out, can Bella forget about Edward?

~ This is was a great story, winning the "Queen of Hearts Award". It was well written and had a new twist on Edward and Bella. There were some laughs and good times but got down and dirty. Bella was fantastic, shy but her personality was strong. Edward was... sexy. He rode a horse like no one's business and on top of that he was educated man working hard for the money. Enjoy a drum stick and some wine in a goblet while reading this one.

Go Ask Alice by Corinne22 - Alice - Summary: Contest Entry for A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest. Is anything what it ever really seems? Is age just a number to taunt you? Or does it mean so much more? Alice doesn't like the idea of turning 30 and isn't handling it very well.

~ This story won the "Mad as a Hatter Award", and boy was it ever insane! A really interesting concept, combining the twilight world and Lewis Carroll's Alice in wonderland and then putting her own sexy twist on it. I gotta say, a lot of the time I didn't have a clue what you were on about but I was carried away with it all. Very well written and lots of crazy shit.

When The Kids Are Away by calin-durus - EmxR - Summary: What will happen when Emmett and Rose find themselves alone without kids for his birthday? Written for the Very Sexy Un-Birthday contest. Rated M for a reason

~ Taking the "Painting the Roses Read Award", was K's when the kids are away. And that sentance finished with... the adults will have super hot sex in the kitchen! *fans self* Firstly, let me say that I was glad to read something that doesn't include either Edward, Bella, Jasper or Alice. And to me if one character defines sex god, its going to be Emmett! Him and Rosalie get a lot of practice in and think about what all those muscles can do?!! Ok so let me just put it simple for you, this was dirty, sexy, funny and yet still gave you the feeling that this is a couple that has been together for a long time and are totally in sync with one another. the connection between the characters heightened the smutty goodness of it all and that was the reason that this was our winner.

Jacarnda Queen by djsgal119 - CxB - Summary: Carlisle meets a fellow American at the town’s annual Jacaranda Festival. Set in an Australian country town. Written for the Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest. Carlisle/Bella, All-Human.

~ The "Tweedle-Dee & Tweedle Who-The-What-Now Award" was won over with a story about Carlisle and his night with Bella. Bella stole this story with a confident attitude and her sex appeal. Carlisle's hesitation and caring heart won us over from the beginning. Two honest people looking for a night of fun that was steamy, intimate, and inadvertently changed their lives forever. A beautiful hint of violet and flowers encircle the first meeting to a knock at the door. Bring a beer and join Carlisle for a birthday celebration.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE WINNERS of the "A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest" and THANK YOU so very much for all the entries. It was so much fun reading all the amazing entries. If you haven't had a chance to check out the entries, you can still find them in the contest community here. Enjoy the stories and make sure to leave the authors some love in the form of reviews!

Updates:

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting - ExB - Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC

Dangerous Beauty by Alsper - AxJ - Summary: AU. Set in the 1920s, Jasper is a lone vampire content in wandering alone in this world until he smells something delicious and finds someone who intrigues him. cannon pairings, OOC.

Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs - N/A - Summary: Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB - Summary: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH

The University of Edward Masenby SebastienRobichuard - ExB - Summary: Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC, ExB

*NEW STORY* More than Friends by Alsper - JxA - Summary: Jasper is coming back home after five years away hoping he can mend old friendships, but when his past comes back to haunt him will he run away again? AH/AU/OOC J/A

The Training by tarasueme - ExB - Summary: Sequel to The Submissive and The Dominant. Edward and Bella embark on their new relationship, but who’s training whom? EPOV and BPOV. AU/AH. D/s.

Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress - ExB - Summary: When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is never as easy as it seems.... BPOV, Rated M

The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl - ExB - Summary: It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Manwhoreward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter/Sex. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS

*HIDDEN TREASURE* Second Chances by leannelrh - ExB - Summary: Bella was in love with Edward Cullen all through high school and it ended in heartbreak, forcing her to move on. Now six years later, she is sucessfull and engaged to be married.What happens when she is forced to work with Edward? RATED M for lemons.
The Weight of Words by georgeygirl - ExB - Summary: Bella is in the final months as an undergrad student at U of T. When she meets the PhD candidate who will be the TA of her senior Shakespeare course, her world is turned on end . What do you do when the only man you want is the one you can't have?

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Unfortunately RL has been kind of kicking my ass, leaving little time for much else. SO when I set about finding something to read I went to my girls on Twitter, they are truly amazing with all the rec's they gave me. I am stocked up for a while now. I didn't have time to read them all but I couldn't keep these gems sitting in a word doc and not share them with all your little birdies... so here is the list I received when I asked what I should be reading. Check them out, and make sure to leave the author a nice review, letting them know where you found their story! A HUGE THANK YOU goes to breeze1214, chele681, IAmToWait, SweetDulci, and tiffianinichole for all the wonderful rec's! *MWAH*

Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole - JxB - Summary: *Won 2nd place in The Best Domination Ever Contest!* Bella keeps a notebook full of dirty fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands..

Sex God Hair and Chocolate Orbs by tiffaninichole - ExB - Summary: Cliche One-Shot Contest Entry:Bella's hair is brown and her life is boring. Until she meets Edward, the school's most infamous smirker/panty-dropper. Will they fall in love and make smutty, sweaty lemonade? Of course! Read my o/s or you'll DIE! For realz.

Epitaph for an Empty Grave by Struck Upon a Star - EmxR - Summary: Rosalie Lillian Hale. Born: 10 October, 1915. Died: Unknown. Beloved daughter, devoted sister, cherished friend. 'Non lugenda est mors quam consequitur immortalitas.' Canon, post-Breaking Dawn. Rated M for mature themes. Detailed warning inside.

Tuesday Night Poker by LauraACullen - JxE - Summary: One-Shot "For the Love of Jasper" contest entry. Lifelong friends Jasper, Edward, and Emmett find themselves alone for their weekly poker game, which quickly evolves into something quite unexpected. All Human, Slash, Adult themes.

Pressed For Time by twanza - ExB - Summary: Five minutes was all it took. BxE. Written with Chele681 for "Fun With Your Clothes On" Contest.

Foresight by Dahlia J Black - JxA - Summary: Alice has an "orgasmic" vision and decides to make it a reality, with Jasper's consent. Written for Ninapolitan's Friday Free for All Series. AU/Eclipse. M for SMUT. AlicexJasper with a surprising twist. You have been warned.

Spice of Life by bookbag - JxE - Summary: Running a thriving tavern should make Edward Masen happy. But happiness only arrives in his life along with the ship that carries the precious spices that are the key to his success, and his heart could cause everything he has worked for to fall into ruin
Bad Penny by elusivetwilight - ExB - Summary: In the sultry summer heat, Bella finds a dirty penny. Can she expect more in exchange from the person who finds her? One Shot written for the Fun With Your Clothes On Contest. AUAH E&B

Mumbled Mumblings by IdPattThat - ExB - Summary: Entry for The Twilight 25: Round 3. All pairings, all ratings, all for fun.

Footfalls Echo in the Memory by inside the disarray - JxBxA - Summary: For the Love of Jasper Contest O/S entry. Alice finds a man on a deserted Moroccan street; he doesn’t know his own name, but for some reason he hears muffled footsteps in his mind. Back in Boston Bella waits for the man she loves, but will he return?

Home by ninapolitan - ExB - Summary: Oh that it were possible, After long grief and pain, To find the arms of my true love, Around me once again" Separated for a decade, a deconstructed lovestory spanning love, lies and a reunion. 1st place for the 80's one-shot contest.

The Importance of A Good Stretch by le_jen - Summary: AU-AH. One shot. A chance encounter with a stranger leads to shared coffee and stretching exercises

A Roll of The Dice by theladyingrey42 - ExJ - Summary: Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday

His Mark Upon My Life by theladyingrey42 - ExJ - Summary: There is still a small shock and burst of pride in me when I realize what has happened. What I have allowed him to do to me. That I have allowed him to mark me." Entry for Slash/BackSlash contest. D/s, ExJ, AU/AH, OOC

My Bloody Valentine by SweetDuclinea - ExB - Summary: I lowered my mouth to his, sweeping my tongue inside to suck up the blood that had pooled there. “And that, dear friend, is because, even in death, you do not deserve Bella’s sweet lips to be the last you’ve kissed.” Darkward-3rd place winner! *Mature*

Semper Fidelis by ilsuocantante - ExB - Summary: Deployed marine Edward Cullen surprises girlfriend, Bella Swan, for their anniversary. Winner of PPSS Officer and a Gentleman contest. Rated M for lemons. AH/AU.

Let the Author know where ya heard about 'em, yeah?

No promises, but we are trying to make it so that we update a lot more than we have been. As you can see we're having to cut out work load back so not giving reviews for all of our stories but we will be doing more features e.g. Angst of the week, etc.

Hope you're having a lovely week!

Your

Rose and Bella

Terminal Bachelor, Famous Ladies Man.

2010-04-20T14:00:00.000-07:00

BILLY BURKE!!!

‘ello poppets! I’m just stopping in to make a quick “announcement” or more to inform you of some great news!

We all know (or you should) my love for Billy Burke. He’s a great actor, cool person – he is who he is, love him or hate him – and his personality and style is pretty fucking amazing. I personally love it… besides the point though!

He’s always been a huge fan of music throughout his life, and fully intended on having a dual career of being an actor and a musician. It didn’t turn out that way… (though, when does life turn out how we want it?)

I’m happy to say that Billy Burke has just announced his first LP! I am so super excited and can’t wait to hear it! One of his biggest inspirations was TOM WAITS! Tom Waits is a fantastic artist who I happen to love myself, and just from that little piece of information, I have a feeling I am going to love Billy Burke’s music!

Go to his website, http://www.billyburke.net/, leave a comment – show him some love and support – and sign up to get a free first look!

I’m so excited for this! That is all for now poppets… have a good day!

CONTEST's to Mention:

Bella/Jasper… Bella/Peter… Bella/Emmett… Bella/Carlisle… Bella/Garrett… Bella/ Paul...

We welcome you to the Alternate-Shipper Challenge!

Hosted by: BBSapphire24 chele681 NoahEvansMom Kristi_28 oscar519

What type of challenge are we asking, you wonder? We want you to step out of SM’s shoes for just a moment here, and bring your favorite character with you. Now let’s mix things up. We want something different, non-canon, straight off of the “What the fuck? No you didn’t.” pairing list!

Challenge yourself to do something different. Do you think Carlisle and Aro would make a good couple? Or is Aro too controlling, maybe Aro taking control isn’t such a bad thing. :wink, wink: Is Charlie enough man to satisfy Rosalie? Maybe she can bring the animal out in him.

Presenting the 'Fun With Your Clothes On' One-Shot Contest

Hosted by nerac/carenl & Kassiah

VOTING OPENS TOMORROW!
21st -28th April

What is it we're looking for, you ask?

We want the best action you can give us without losing the clothes.

That's right.

We want your best over the clothes, leg-hitching, steamy make out, dry humping goodness! The humpin' can happen anywhere, between any characters you choose; all we ask is that they don't lose the undies. Be as creative as possible, give us something new and fun to read!

Got it?

Also, just a quick reminder that voting for The Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest closes TONIGHT, so make sure you have gotten your votes in for that!

The winners will be announced, Friday the 23rd of April!

UPDATES:

Promises by einfach_mich
Jasper is heartbroken, when his friend, Peter begins to act strange. Will the secret that Peter's hiding destroy their friendship or could it mean a new future that they never imagine was possible? AU Entry for the "For the love of Jasper contest." ~ This was a new twist on Jasper, Bella and Peter. I really liked it. It was new and fresh, and kinda surprising. I wasn't expecting the pairings and how they ended up. It was well written and left me wanting more at the end. GO!

Giddy Up by SweetDulcinea
Bella comes home to a surprise: Jasper in cowboy attire...sort of. A little role play ensues, the hat stays on, and Bella learns to ride. Jasper/Bella AH ~ Sweets has seriously been owning me lately! This was a tasty little surprise you weren't expecting! Mmm. Jasper and Bella's banter and "playtime" is the perfect mixture sexy and fun. I know I'm looking for my smokin cowboy, are you?

Prince of Crimson Tides by SweetDulcinea
Fun With Your Clothes On contest - They've been friends since grade school, but an annual reunion, a beach vacation & an impending move force Bella & Peter to reassess the nature of their relationship. Is love on the horizon or is it just a fling? AH ~ This was fan-fucking-tastic! A building relationship between Bella and Peter, surrounded by their best friends? This was very well written, had me cracking up, and then... DAMN, Peter and Bella had some fun with their clothes on!! *pats ass* Go on... read!

Just One Night by Calikisses
What starts out as a birthday celebration with friends turns into something completely unexpected when a good girl meets a fraternity president - who makes good girls go bad. For FGB winners BBSapphire24 and iciripiciri. AH. ~ Olivia and I have gotten far more than we ever expected with our continuation of Just One Night. Anna has done an amazing job, her characters are fantastic.. (I want me a Mr. President) and they are funny, and sexy. Every update she sends us, I find myself wrapped up in it. GO read it!

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon

Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH ~ This story continues to slay me. Even without the smut, this story continues to excite me! I love hearing about what Bella and Edward get up to next! Bella recently had a visit with Dr Banner and she got a promotion since, James got the heave ho! You don't mess with fifty. Especially when he owns your ass! Mwahahah!

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC ~ Holy finger fucking on a pool table batman! Never have I felt intense hotness like this! Hockeyward is my new obsession! I want to eat, sleep and drink with him. However I know I'm going to have to get in line, as he has already become very popular with the ladies of the fandom! Snatch him up before Bella does! :P

Beautiful, Dirty, Rich by Kikiblue
One Bet. One Week. No Rules. Bella bets Edwards that after a week of some raw sexcapades he wont want to stop. He bets otherwise. ~ nom nom nom!! I squeel a lot and jump up and down whenever I see this in my inbox! I even put up with twilighted's painful colour scheme! (yes, thank you. I'm well aware that you can change it.) Its just fucking awesome! I want to hug it! And kiki for creating it! Only a few chapters left now and I can't wait to see how this bad boy turns out!

University of Edward Masen by SebastienRobichaud
Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC, ExB

The Reborn by Alsper

Mary died when Jasper was a kid, so who is Alice and why is he so drawn to her? AH/AU Rated M for language, adult themes, and sexual content. ~ This is the last of the Reborn!! :( Sadness! I have yet to find time to read it but I can't wait to find out how it ends for these two! Another fic from Alsper is over, but never fear another one is on the way soon! Go to their blog to find out more!! Link is on our affiliates page!!

The Training by tara sue me

Sequel to The Submissive and The Dominant. Edward and Bella embark on their new relationship, but who’s training whom? EPOV and BPOV. AU/AH. D/s.

Twice In A Lifetime by foryouareloved

Rosalie told Bella that she never wanted Edward as anything more than a brother - but what if that was a lie? A few sprinkles of moderate language, as love and jealousy tend to get the tongue flowing. ~ ok so I'm only a couple of chapters into this, but I can't believe it has so little reviews!! Its so well written and captivating. A brilliant portrayal of Rosalie. An excellent alternative look into Edward and Rosalie's past. What if they have secrets? Its not like Alice can see the past as well as the future. I think everyone needs to read this, even if you are not normally a fan of Edward and Rosalie. READ AND REVIEW!!

If you start reading any of these stories because of our recommendation, then please just do us a small favour and let them know where you heard about their fabulous story!

As you can see, the blog is undergoing a make over; it will be constantly changing, until the bitch is happy with it! Which at this point is seeming like never!
So check out what's new and drop us some feed back!

Many thanks, and we hope you enjoyed tonight's post!

Your

Rose and Bella.

"She's one dusty bird! Pure filth!"

2010-04-13T14:32:00.000-07:00

Hello Darlings, my sincerest apologies, life has just been fucking with us recently! We've missed you!!

So I’ve purchased Dread, Jackson Rathbone’s newly released movie. Finally got a chance to sit down and watch this movie, and wow. I don't want to give any spoilers away to anyone who hasn't seen it yet but it was amazing! You should be warned that it is pretty gory and shows everything, so if you're not into that kind of stuff, then this might not be the movie for you. Jackson did an amazing job in this movie, his character was funny, laid back, and just generally a really great guy who truly cared about people. Unfortunately he happened to meet one crazy fucking dude. As the story unfolds you will find yourself sitting on the edge of your chair (eventually covering your eyes) with your mouth gaping. That's pretty much how I sat through this movie. I loved it, Dread was a great purchase and I definitely plan on watching it again!

There’s a contest that we’d like to mention, We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Coven, hosted by Altered Lions and Sacrificial Lambs – aka IdreamofEddy, JaspersBella, JaspersDestiny,Missmaj, and Zaytyll.

What's it about I hear you ask... Well, we shall let them explain that to you:

Our blog is dedicated to exploring the altered universe and men of twilight.
Each month on our blog we do a different "Character Study". We do our best to recommend fics that feature this characters in a way that we like. This doesn't mean that they have to be part of the main pairing, but rather that we liked the portrayal of that character. So, we're hosting this contest based on exploring those wonderful, dirty, psychotic, bloodthirsty, tough, beautiful, larger than life, horny, Godly in their own ways, nomadic men. the recent explosion of nomad-related fics out there has been phenomenal, and we want more.
June will be nomad month. Why? Because some of them are just beyond worthy and we need to pimp these fuckers out. To help us find some quality fics on these sexy vamps, we are hosting this contest. We know there are some great stories to be told about these guys, so let's have 'em.

Sounds like a great contest! Nomadic Vampires running around, maybe some hot lemons? You can count this girl in! Go check out the rules and information!

We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Coven FF.net profile and Altered Lions and Sacrificial Lambs blog.

~ The Fandom Gives Back: Eclipse Edition ~

That's right, the ladies are back in full swing. preparations, sign-ups, and collaborations have started for the Eclipse edition of The Fandom Gives back!

Nina, Christina and Lauren brought the Twilight fandom together last November for the first FGB, coordinating it around the New Moon release. We raised a total of $87,000! Wow.

As you all know Eclipse is being released in June and we're all gearing up for the midnight showing and when we'll get to see things like the leg-hitch, or the tent scene, or for me personally and I know the bitch can't wait either, Bella punching Jacob.

Therefore, the Fandom Gives Back will be coordinated round the Eclipse release, here is some information from the ladies themselves!

For even more information you can visit the Fandom Gives Back site!

The Fandom Gives Back Auction Fundraiser
Mar 26 2010
Hello Everyone!

A quick update on The Fandom Gives Back Auction.

Bidding will begin June 26 AT 10AM EST. Please post this information to you profiles, author's notes, Twitter accounts and blogs.

We chpse this time so that people in all time zones in the U.S. will be able to jump on the first-come-first-serve sales. It was impossible to accommodate every time zone internationally, so if you need to arrange to gave someone post on your behalf, consider ths when looking at the auction offerings.

Again, there are many types of items for sale/auctuon, so please look around the Auction Forum. Each has its own forum, so mkae sure youlook around to see all the offerings.

Just a reminder: there are two types of sales: straight auction style and first-come-first-serve.

The First Come First Serve sales are exactly that - if you are the first person to post to the thread that you want the item being offered, it is yours. If the author offers 5 FCFS items, the first 5 people claiming them win them.

All FCFS sales should be paid for within 24 hours of posting that you want to buy it. This allows the author to open the sale back up in the event that payment doesn't arrive. We thank everyone for joining in and for being prompt with these types of sales.

The Auction style sales are straight auctions that begin on June 26th at 10am EST and end on July 2nd at 11:59pm EST (8:59pm PST) Thread mod will post the FINAL BID for these threads at this time. During the auction, each thread will be monitored by the authors themselves, as well as by a page mod who has been assigned to that page of auctions. The mod will post the highest bidder at some point during each day (usually later in the day to keep track of the bidding process. Any questions should be directed to the author or the mod (you will be able to PM them from a link in their post).

If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact us at:
nina@thefandomgivesback.com
Christina@thefandomgivesback.com
Lauren@thefandomgivesback.com
We want this to be successful and also FUN, so if there is anything that is unclear don't hesitate to ask.

Remember, the auction is only one part of the Fandom Gives Back Campaign. We also need to really push for donations through the Fandom Gives Back Lemonade Stand as well, so please keep in mind that donations, without auction purchases, are also a huge part of our efforts.

Thank you everyone for making this such a huge success already. Our hearts swell at the efforts you have already put forth, and we wrap you all in virtual hugs.
xo
Nina, Christina & Lauren.

Updates:
Fucking loads of updates, or there would be... but AW is the productive one and not me, so many JxB updates and just a few of my favs.
However, do not feel you are not valued, if we usually have your story included into our updates and its not there this time, I promise it will be in the next post!

Cotton Candy by SorceressCirce - JxB. Summary: The summer they turned thirteen was a turning point in Jasper and Bella's friendship. Best friends their whole lives, their feelings grow and change against the backdrop of a Ferris wheel and sweet cotton candy. My contribution to TwiFans for Haiti. AH ~ This is such a precious story, down to the core. It's not vulgar or graphic, just innocence and love. SorceressCirce creates these moments that are so fitting for the characters and the moments it's unbelievable. I was drawn back to that time in my life, considering the moments I had that could relate. It was beautiful... nothing I would normally read but so glad I did!

Somersault by AHizelm - JxB. Summary: Jasper has kept his true feelings for Bella secret for months. What happens when the perfect words you've written in your head can finally be said aloud to the woman who inspired them? A Fandom Gives Back fic for AccioBourbon. Twilight25 extension. ~ Wow. AHizelm never fails with the intense Jasper/Bella stories. I've never gotten what I expected in her stories and this one is included. You think you know how things will go but then she pulls the rug out and does something completely different. She creates this bond between Jasper and Bella almost instantly (there is time people - they didn't meet and BAM! They are in love. K? good.) and instead of rushing on that bond, they build on it... making it stronger. Its absolutely fabulous writing and you need to check this out!

Get Me To You by Chicklette - JxB. Summary: Nominated for an Indie. Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC. ~ wow. The Epilogue to this story was amazing. It wasn't a wrapped epilogue with a little bow on it, everything neatly tucked away... it was the perfect ending for these characters. Nothing resolved out of thin air, no one is perfect and she expanded on the moments she created earlier in the story. It was brilliant, and adorable. ::swoon::

Dodgeball by tiffaninichole - JxB. Summary: RUNNER-UP in the Anti-V Day Contest! Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble? ~ This story started with having me laugh my ass off before things got hot and ended with me laughing yet again. It's not the usual angst I read but wow, this was good. Bella are enemies and their shenanigans against each other are hilarious, yet they are also masking something of two very proud people! UNF. Go and check it out!

South of The Border by SweetDulcinea - JxB. Summary: This is an outtake from the story, Toxic. In the last chapter they went on vacation for Spring Break, this is what happens! Written for the Friday Free For All. ~ Sweets never fails to deliver, ever. This is an outtake from her Peter/Bella story, Toxic and I was SO excited to see this. In one of the last chapters of Toxic she left us with her characters coming home from Spring Break... I wanted Spring Break and what happened. She delivered. It was voyeuristic and so sexy. It was kept classy without loosing the lust or desire. It was unbelievably written and damn, I want to go on Spring Break with Peter and Jasper, js.

Taking A Walk On The Wild Side by Pretty_Face27 - JxB. Summary: Bella has always behaved in a certain way to please her cop father and her ex fiancée. After her life starts to fall apart she explores a world far outside of her comfort zone in search of danger. Is she about to get more than she bargained for? JxB, AH. ~ Where do I begin? PrettyFace27 (our own British Bitch) has written a one-shot that will intrigue you, turn you on, having you begging for more and then asking a million and one questions. This was so great. Her badass Jasper was captivating and I wanted to know more about him, why he was the way he was and all of that. Bella was sick and tired and while the author had her cliches hidden in there, she added her own twist to them that develops the characters and who they are and makes it her own! I loved this. Peter was quite delicious himself... I want me some of him. What do YOU think?

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. Sumamry: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH ~ This story is great. I caught up on it today and its got me hooked again! I fucking love it! Smutty, sexy, intense, exciting and adventurous.

Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting - ExB. Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC ~ I can honestly say that I think hunterhunting might just well be my favourite author! Fucking love this story hard!

Demons and Sinners by Alsper - AxJ. Summary: Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence ~ Its hard when a fic that you love and have been with from the beginning, ends. I can't even imagine the feeling the author must feel. When I got the email in my inbos alerting me to the final chapter of DaS I was hesistant to even read it. I didn't want it to be over, but then again I was desperate to find out what happens next for the characters that's I have fallen in love with. All credit of these wonderful characters goes to Robs and K, I am proud to say, two very good friends of mine. Their writing is fantastic, full of humour, imagination, emotional intensity and lets not forget the smutty goodness! :D SO anyway, Thank you Alsper for this wonderful fic, it has gained a position in my fic hall of fame, even if it is Jalice ;), and I hope it will become one of your favourites too.

So thank you for your patients! We appreciate every single one of you!

The promised podcast will be coming very very soon! It has been recorded just needs some final touches! And for us to work out how to turn it into a podcast :P AW can take all the credit for that ingenuity!

Just another quick announcement before we bugger off again, Voting has OPENED for the VERY SEXY UN-BIRTHDAY CONTEST!! Link is in the side bar, so hop on over there, read through some of the fantastic entries that we have had sent in and then vote for your two favourites! Thanks guys!

It's fucking fantastic to be posting again and we hope you like the new look!

Thoughts and feedback are most welcome!

Until next time my darlings,

Your Rose and Bella ♥

Keyser Soze

2010-03-18T17:02:00.000-07:00

Hello beautiful people,
Tonight is full of the usual suspects and the not so usual!
Thanks for the great response we got over the last post, we loved hearing your comments!
Our thoughts on Chapter two of eclipse will be up soon and hopefully out first podcast, which will have chapters 3-5 on as well!

REMEMBER ME:

Well I went Sunday afternoon to see Robert Pattinson in his new movie, Remember Me. Well god damn if that wasn't just as fabulous as everyone was saying. I lucked out and the theatre wasn't crowded, thank god. We arrived early, fearing a crowd, and waited. Well I'd heard that I needed to bring tissues for this movie, but I was still shocked to see people come out of the theatre crying - I do it all the time, but it was like, every single person. This movie gets going right from the start - they start off with a BAM! and end with one. Robert Pattinson was amazing - truly. I loved him, it was so different from Twilight - he bagged it. Emile was also brilliant. I was hesitant with her originally, not sure I'd like her. But she did a great job! It was one of the best movies I've seen in a while and I can't wait to go see it again. I think you'll be shocked at not only the level of acting, but what you THINK you know.... *smirk* Yup, leaving you there!

ANGST OF THE WEEK:
This weeks Angsty pic goes to Chicklette's Get Me To You. This Jasper/Bella story was heart wrenching, fabulous, and so different from most fics I read. The first thing that grabbed me (other than it being JxB) was the perspective she wrote. It's like we're sitting, all snuggled up, in the character's brains - hearing their thoughts and them talking to themselves. It was great. It starts off with a bad night for Bella, and I loved Chicklette's Jasper. He was adorable and his thoughts and actions were sweet. Bella was strong, but had her heart broken and her own wounds. There was one person who got to see both the strong and the wounded. But alas, Edward and Alice can never leave well enough alone. With their meddling and some other troubles things hit rock bottom. The author told me I would love Edward by the end - I can't believe I went from wanting to strangle him to wanting to hug him! Alice... well, let's just say she can jump off the Grand Canyon. The nicknames in this were freakin great! I'm going to find my Sunday Morning guy, what are you doing? Let Jasper and Bella show you how things are done - bring tissues!

UPDATES:

Toxic by SweetDulcinea - PxB. Summary - Bella & Peter have done it all - friendship, dating, bed buddies, and every confusing fluctuation in between. They eventually come to accept that they just don't work together, but that sexual chemistry never goes away... AH ~ Sweets is back, and this was a good update. We got quite the tease in this one. A plane trip - dirty talk of up close and personal dancing... but it also had it's sweet moments. Had me worried for about half a minute quite a few times, actually. It was a fabulous chapter, and I am dying to see what the next one is going to give us!!! Go see what Bella and Peter are doing!

Get Me To You by Chicklette - JxB. Summary - Nominated for an Indie. Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC. ~ Well, this is just... amazing. It grabs your heart from the beginning and keeps a firm grip on it throughout the story. The ups and the downs, always wondering what's around the corner. This is was a great Jasper/Bella story, absolutely fabulous - I adored it! And I may or may not have told the author I wanted to strangle Alice, just sayin.

The Dartmouth Diaries by Clurrabella – JxB. Summary - How will Bella cope when the Cullens...and Whitlocks, come racing back in to her life, almost as fast as they left? Rated M for Language and Lemons JasperxBella // eventual JxBxPeter ~ Oh Ducatisper is back! It's been a little while since the author was on Hiatus but she is back and we got a great update! Jasper and Bella finally sat down and talked, it seems to have helped them in taking the first step forward. But I found myself wondering at the end... WTF does Charlotte know that I don't and WHEN will I know?!

Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm. Summary - Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of commitment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY ~ Holy shit! This was rec'd to me by my sister, who is fairly new to FF. She told me, if I read anything because she told me to - Read this. So I did and OMFG, it's hilarious! Emmett and Jasper, crack me the fuck up! And the Doctor, he's even pretty funny! I haven't finished but I can't wait to read more! This is seriously the funniest fic I'VE read!

Demons and Sinners by Alsper. Summary - Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence ~ *sniff sniff* Its nearly over... :( I'm devastated. I have been angry with these characters, sad for them, happy for them, charmed by them, and that is a sign of a great story. You go on the same ride as the characters and you feel proud to come out the other end with them! Next chapter will be the epilogue and Im so interested to find out where these characters end up! Thank you Alsper for treating us with DaS. Side note: Demons and Sinners just won Best Jasper story in the "Curiosity... Killed the Cat 2009 Twilight Awards."

The Misapprehnsion of Bella Swan by hunterhunting. Summary - The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC ~ Oh how I love thee! Edward shows up at Bella's house and its all flirty flirty kissy kissy, but then Emmett comes home and Edward says some stuff when he thinks Bella isn't listening! Bella has been looking for a reason not to trust Edward and now he's given it to her and its only going to get worse. This story is so unpredictable I never know what's going to happen next and thats my favourite part about it! I think I've got the characters sussed but then they do something I totally don't expect!

Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs. Summary -Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv ~ Daniel is going to water aerobics classes and he meets Bella there! I was cracking up when they were talking about what they were going and it sounded like they were having sex! There are so many innuendos in this fic, it could have me giggling for days! I adore Daniel and love hearing about what hes getting up to in America! Such an original idea and I think you all need to jump on this bandwagon before it takes off in front of us!

If you leave any reviews let them know that you heard about their amazing story from us, please!

Hope you all enjoy your weekend,

Your Rose and Bella

Chapter One Eclipse & A Guest Reviewer!

2010-03-11T16:10:00.000-08:00

Hey readers,

Obviously the biggest news this week is the Eclipse trailer finally being available.

We have decided that in the lead up to the film release we shall be re-reading the book, and as we do we shall be analysing the chapter into how it will look in the film, or even if we think they might cut it all together.
Our thoughts on the first chapter are just down the page a little bit, bellow the updates, but first we have our first guest reviewer.
Thank you to those who contacted us interested in being one of our guest reviewers we can't wait for you to write something for us.

Angst of the week.
Guest reviwer: Amelie Grey
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by inthestars - ExB - Summary: Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets--including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language.

I was surprised that it doesn't seem like this fic has ever been reviewed. Ah, well. Personally, I adore this story. I stumbled on it by accident, and since then have come back to read it a few times. Bella's character is honestly cute, and her narrative blends together a mixture of humor and raw angst that really endeared me to her. I like my Bellas strong, opinionated and with a touch of salt. And then, of course, there's Edward...the beautiful, poetry-reading boy who has somehow earned a reputation as a gun-toting pariah. Bella's attraction to him, and the resulting dilemna leads to one of the quotes in the story I enjoy the most:

I sat in that bathroom stall until the lunch bell rang and I had to leave it, mulling over my options:

1.) Be a good girl, stay away from Edward Cullen and try to fantasize about him as little as possible.
2.) Break my police chief father's heart, seduce Edward Cullen, elope and have his gun-toting babies.
3.) Stop being so damn ridiculous and go to class.
I settled on three.

Freaking priceless.

Updates:

In Which Emmett Makes an Impression by ElleCC - EmxR. Summary: This is the telling of an event that was mentioned in passing in chapter 17 of A Murmur of Fire in the Vein. You don’t need to have read FitV to get what’s going on. The only things that it might help to know are that Emmett and Rosalie are around 20 and have been dating for two years, they’re home from college for a Valentine’s Day party that Mrs. Hale is throwing, and Rosalie and Jasper’s maternal grandparents are visiting from Texas; also, Jasper is dating Emmett’s younger sister, Alice. With relation to the events in FitV, this happens a bit more than four years before the story starts (pre-Bella). This is an outtake from ElleCC's story, A Murmur of Fire in the Vein. It was hot, sexy, true to the characters and even had it's giggles. I loved FitV's Emmett from the start and Elle stayed true to him in this, as she did Rose. It was fun to see Rose in this - not from Bella's POV or Jasper's and without the feelings towards them. It was great, GO!

Son of A Preacher Man by LaViePastice - ExB. Summary: The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E Yup. That's right, that right there is me marking - and I guess surrendering to the fact that SoaPM is now finished, and more than officially Edward/Bella. I can wait all I want but there will be no updates in my box. LVP did an absolutely fabulous job with the last chapter of her story - and I could huggle her all day for giving us Jasper POV. It was a perfect ending to such an amazing and intense story. If you haven't started it yet, it's now marked 'complete' - GO!

The Twilight25: Round Two by LaViePastiche - I've jumped into LVP's world of Twi25 and I'm enjoying it. Her latest drabble is an "outtake" of her last SoaPM and there's HUGGLES!! It was great and mmm... that was a hug I would re-read. GO READ IT!

The Twilight 25 Round Two by ElleCC - With four drabbles written already, I got quite the read! Elle's non-canon makes me smile and bounce in my chair, her canon ways are true to characters and great, and she makes such an impact with her words. Go!

Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm - ExB - Summary: Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick... Yeah thats right folks after we checked out on monday night banger showed up and knocked me off my bedpost! I love how she throws us a curve ball, Im so glad it wasnt all yeah lets get together and have babies now. I especially loved this line, it made me giggle my ass off "

"Me and Edward nothing, there is no me and Edward. What, you thought that we would pair off just because you four finally figured your shit out? You're welcome for that by the way," I snapped, pulling my ball cap down lower on my face, shielding my continuing tears from my best friends.

"Bella, we just thought-" Rose began, and I cut her off as well.

"You thought since we were the ones left over we would just magically become a couple? How storybook, three sets of perfectly matched couples, right. Like that shit ever happens, this ain't some romance novel."" If you didn't laugh then clearly you haven't read enough fanfiction! I really can't wait to see where she goes with this, I love Alice (feathersmmm), I think she is a stunning writer and I am enamoured by each chapter.

The Training by Tara Sue me - ExB - Summary:Sequel to The Submissive and The Dominant. Edward and Bella embark on their new relationship, but who’s training whom? EPOV and BPOV. AU/AH. D/s. After an intense weekend of Play it is time to reflect back and Bella gets the Edward after care session. Its great to see Bella still has so much control over Edward, he may dominate her on the weekends but its clear that if Bella wanted to she could control Edward like a puppet on a string. He loves her too much to ever deny her anything. Plus its really nice to see the all experience and all knowing Edward come undone at the thought of a nipple piercing. *giggles* "My cock grew uncomfortably hard. "Piercing?" She nodded. "Just one nipple, maybe? I don't know." Fuck."

The Misapprehension of Miss Bella Swan by hunterhunting - BxE - Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC So Bella is completely ignoring Edward, believing his kind gustures to be mearly bribes for her to keep her mouth shut. Are you blind woman!? Clearly she knows NOTHING about men. No man would go to that much trouble unless he was actually into her. She has the strength of an ox though, if I had emails sitting in my box (giggles) from Edward freaken Cullen, you wouldn't be able to keep me away from my laptop, no way would I be wait all day until I got home! And now he turns up at her house?! Yikes! I cant wait to see if they have another beaver bashing shesh! Love this story so fucking much. It is the highlight of my day sometimes! <3

The Reborn by Alsper - AxJ - Summary: Mary died when Jasper was a kid, so who is Alice and why is he so drawn to her? AH/AU Rated M for language, adult themes, and sexual content. Aw I loved this chapter! I feel like its been a long time since we seen Jay and Mar, oh my, how they have grown. This chapter takes us forward into their lives, they have their ups and downs but when it comes down to it they love each other very much. Their irrationality show their still young age, but that makes it so much more real and its a credit to Robs and K's writing. Not to mention the real hot smexing we got in this chapter! Holy cream on a cracker, they had sex on Mr Molina's desk! *fans self* it was high erotic and made me want to go back to school! No wonder I want to be a teacher! (shit that sounds so wrong.. I will not be sleeping with my students! But lets say a sexy co-worker wanted to join me in my class room for an evening of red pen action.. now how might that go?! Mary, you are a filthy, filthy girl.) Anyway... The reborn is coming to a close soon as it was always intended to be a relatively short story, but please go check it out. I promise you will fall in love with these characters! <3

Independent Variables by emibella - EmxB - Summary: An unlikely couple finds unexpected comfort in each other years after a shared traumatic event. Can they put the past behind them and find happiness together? A story of confronting your demons and finding out how to move past them. Em/B. Two chapters for this one, the first is when we find out a little bit more about what emmett and bella are hiding from. What has hurt them so much in the past. We still don't know, but we know that they have been invited to a wedding, interesting stuff. They both admit that they have feelings for each other, neither feeling like they have connected with another since they got burned. Its sweet the way they don't know what they are doing, they start making out and its awkward and tense, its far from perfect, but there is meaning to it and reality in there. It really showcases emibella's writing skills. The next chapter, contained some of the hottest smut I have read in a long long time. A lot of it too. *giggles* More desk sex, Mmm. I'm seeing a pattern forming! Still clumsy, but so passionate and real. Its great that this is told on third person, we constantly know how the couple is feeling, there are no games being played and it refreshing to see that. Just two people coming together, despite the odds. Great story, you should defiantly check it out.

ECLIPSE CHAPTER ONE:

American Whore: So... Eclipse starts out with Jacob's fucking letters. Eclipse is NOT my favorite book (which is strange, it kinda should be... maybe) and I started with a ::epic fucking eyeroll:: Shut the fuck up Jacob, you whiney mut!
tee-hee

British Bitch: I know me too! I was like why are you being so god damn pathetic? And why bella can't you see that he is being god damn pathetic? (warning to jacob fans. This is not going to be jacob friendly.)
Charlie really pisses me off in this chapter, which as you know is tough for me to admit.

American Whore: LMAO. No, definitely not Jacob friendly.
Bella is a fucking moron. Not seeing Jacob play her, because no matter how much he loves her and all that bullshit he manipulates her and her love for him!

British Bitch: Ikr? Shes an idiot

American Whore: I disagree with Charlie, he's frustrating but I also think Jacob manipulates him to see things his way. Since Bella doesn't talk to Charlie all he see's is Jacob's thoughts/feelings.

British Bitch: Billy is just as bad, he knows if he plays on charlie then charlie will lean on Bella and she will listen to her dad

American Whore: Exactly. Fucking Blacks.

British Bitch: Yeah but come on, he almost encourages Bella to cheat on Edward?!
"Edward afraid of a little competition"

American Whore: IKR?! Charlie, what the motherfuck dude?!

British Bitch: thankfully bella shoots it down but geeze chaz!

American Whore: THAT pissed me off, there is no competition Charlie! Especially with a mut! EW!

British Bitch: Agreed!

American Whore: I think all of this will be skipped in the movie too, because Melissa SUCKS!

British Bitch: Possibly... however there was that clip with charlie in the trailer so maybe something similar happens?

American Whore: The only part of chapter one that *might* be in the movie is maybe the scene where Edward explains how monsters are behind more than Bella thinks - and Melissa better stay true to the book!

British Bitch: Yes! Agreed
I liked Edwards arrival... despite the snarky fanfic reader coming out in me. His chi sled jaw... full lips... bronzed hair... *le sigh*

American Whore: Oh, and you know what is already pissing me off?! This "responsibility" Bella feels to Jacob. Woman, you are dating Edward - prepared to turn into a fucking vampire for him - FORGET JACOB!
It's SO cruel to Edward, how Bella acts towards Jacob in this whole book.

British Bitch: I know!! Heart breaking sometimes!
Why cant she just be happy with what shes got?

American Whore: I know, in FanFic, there would have been some major tonsil hockey! (shit, I don't think I've said "tonsil hockey" since High School!)
Bella = moron. Remember? Selfish too!

British Bitch: hahaha, bringing back a classic there!
*face palm* how could i forget?

American Whore: Oh speaking of classics, I LOVE the book Wuthering Heights, and I love their discussion on it.
Silly BB. I forgive you. Just don't forget again!

British Bitch: I know its a really interesting perspective that Edward has... but I know Bella is right. It is their love for each other that makes them good.
Although now that i think about it Bella resembled Cathy in a lot of ways... selfish... an idiot... goes psychotic when heathcliff leaves... the list goes on

American Whore: I love that line, "their love is their redeeming quality". *le sigh* Bella pisses me off, but I can't deny that 75% of the time I like her

British Bitch: me too, damn her

American Whore: Oooh. Good point with the whole Bella = Cathy. I agree.

British Bitch: I do think that Edward is going a little over board with the whole "I forbid you from seeing Jacob." Just because shes human doesnt mean you can control her
As much as I hate the mut, I wouldnt stop her from seeing him, thats only going to push her into his arms more

American Whore: I know. It's one of the very few qualities he needs to fix. He should just let her go, if Jacob and his dumb pack kill her, well fuck Bella - get with Rose. Oh, and send Jasper to clean up the "mess". (Jasper clean up = change Bella and become mates.)
haha. sorry, I know. stop, bad. *eyes book* We're doing a CANON reading for... 3 months?! Oh jesus, this should be fun!

British Bitch: Haha bad girl! You are so going to get flamed!!
What about Emmett?!

American Whore: I know, I know. I'm used to it.
Um... Emmett.... shit.
I don't know! :O

British Bitch: Mmm Edward and Rose... thats a sexy beautiful combination.
not with alice.. ew.

American Whore: Talk about getting flamed?!
Ok, canon, remember!

British Bitch: Fine we'll stick to canon!
Any final thoughts to add?

American Whore: this is going to be tough.... js.

British Bitch: haha

American Whore: Final thoughts.... hmm... I guess I can't wait to see what they put in the movie. I know Melissa-bitch will leave out important stuff, but one of the parts I'm really looking forward to and hope to god they put in the movie is when Jacob kisses Bella - she breaks her hand and my fav convo when Jacob and Edward go "at it" outside of Bella's house. hahaha

British Bitch: Oh yeah that is good! Oh and the tent!! I was pissed off to see that apparently its an intimate sexy scene when Jacob gets in the sleeping bag with Bella. Believe me when I say I shall be boo-ing in the cinema.
Oh and in reference to the trailer, you know the bit where jacob says "I shall fight for you until your heart stops beating."... Doesn't that just make you want to kill Bella? :P

American Whore: YES! What he doesn't know is he's really a perv and ends up loving her daughter. Stupid mut should just give up. lol

British Bitch: True fact.
ok that wraps it up

American Whore: Chapter Two coming to the blog next!

Thanks for reading, if you have any comments or thought, send us an email or leave a comment.

Your Rose and Bella

Don't Upset The Rhythm. Go baby, Go baby, Go.

2010-03-08T15:38:00.000-08:00

Hello everyone, been a busy week so sorry it took us so long to get back to you! However the good point about leaving it a little longer is that we have so much more to tell you, many the update to read! Without further ado lets get on with the show...

The second round of the Twilight TwentyFive is in full throttle and all the participants are hard at work writing and posting their stories, one-shots, and drabbles. Some amazing stories have been created for this and ElleCC has created a community over at FanFiction.net to making accessing the stories easier. You can check out the community here and read the stories, make sure to leave reviews for the authors, letting them know what you think!

So the British Bitch and I decided that we wanted to try something new. We are looking for a guest reviewer for our Angst of the Week. We'll randomly throw these out there... sometimes for the Smut of the Week, if you have a Hidden Treasure to share, and even a Pic of the Week. It won't be something regular, and we'll mention it, giving you time. This week we are looking for a guest reviewer for the Angst of the Week. Your name will be featured and your review will be the main focus of the post. If you are interested in reviewing please e-mail us at FanficersAnonymous@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!

Updates:

Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs - Summary: Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv. Aw poor Daniel, he's suffering the consequences of the party the night before. After waking up with a killer hangover and discovering that Bella cleaned up his sick last night and helped him get into his jammies, Daniel is mortified and fears he has lost any chance of ever getting between Bella's thick thighs. However all is not lost when the lovely Bella gives Daniel his hope back in the form of a smiley face. He then goes back to his dorm and gets friendly with his foreskin. Can I just say as someone who comes into contact with foreskin often... I don't even notice it. Most of the time when a man is fully erect it is so stretched that you cant even tell its there. I love how clinical daniel is about his little wanking session though *giggles* it almost makes it seem naughtier. Oh and can I just say, Emmett is adorable in this! Always bringing Daniel tea and looking after him. He is the best room mate ever, with his hand sanatizers and George Foreman grill. I heart him and with I was Rosalie in this. *le sigh* Great chapter though, and I cant wait to hear more from Daniel.

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan. by hunterhunting - BxE - Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC Supposed hockey whore, Edward Cullen is starting to get very agitated that Bella hasn't got back in contact with him after there fun in sack. You gotta feel for the guy we've all been there, but Edward clearly doesnt take rejection well, hacking into email accounts and calling her house at one in the morning is a little extreme. I cant wait to read the next chapter and find out what Bella has been doing while Edward has been going out of his beaver, wondering why she hasn't called! Doesnt mean hes off his game though, he's still hot on the ice and Im starting to like ice hockey more and more. Photos from their night of fun been leaked to the press, nothing too revealing but Jasper is starting to crack on to the fact that Edward likes her, which means it wont be long till Emmett find out! :D

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB - Summary: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH I loved this chapter, I dont even mnid reading it without the smut, sometimes the imagination is so underrated. Mrs Robbinson comes for a visit and its nice to have some things cleared up but Edward and Bella have a fight and they realise they don't know each other as well as they thought they did. By the end of the chapter they have made up, a scene rather similar to one in pretty woman occurs! *unf* Piano *unf*

Demons and Sinners by Alsper - AxJ - Summary: Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence. Ooo really coming close to the end now! The last of Jasper POV until the epilogue! *wipes away tear* Alice and Jasper have been working through their issues and are stuggling to keep their hands off each other. I cant help but fear something else bad is going to happen to these two, they have been through so much and I hope they can finally be happy now. Robs and K, slow down writing!! I'm not ready for the end yet!! :P

The University of Edward Masen by SabastienRobichaud - ExB - Summary: Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC, ExB Wow in this chapter they are in Italy, Edward is a true gent and treats Bella like a queen. I am so fucking jealous its unreal! The seduction is romantic, passionate and beautiful and just when I think we are finally going to get some smut around here the chapter ends! I am loving this story so much though and its so beautifully written, I defiantly think you need to go and check it out, but then again I say that about all my favourite stories! :P

Copper Lily by s.meadows - JxM. Summary - In the early 1900s, Texas cowboy Jasper Whitlock is a horse trader. What will happen when he is forced to trade his heart? HOST MENTION recipient in the "For the Love of Jasper" contest! ~ So this was rec'd to me over a random conversation, and though it's not something I would read normally, I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was well written and quite creative. A completely different look at Jasper and Maria was taken. Jasper was passionate, caring and Maria - though we didn't get too much information on her, was sweet and loving. With a little bit of a surprise ending, I think you will really enjoy it! http: // fortheloveofjasper. blogspot. com

Go Ask Alice by Makkitotosimew - JxA. Summary - The mostly APOV companion tale to I Have Seen the Rain. I wouldn't recommend reading it if you're not caught up to at least chapter 10 in IHSTR. Otherwise, spoiler city! You've been warned. Rated M for war violence and such. *Nom'd for an Indie TwiFic!* ~ Alice and Jasper are back! This story goes along with another of the author's stories, giving more information and insight to two "side characters". A love story is told through letters between Alice and her solider, it's absolutely beautiful. The author, a good friend - Kim, does a fabulous job of capturing the time and the characters, her research evident. It's funny, sweet and passionate. Go, see what these two have to say to each other!

I Have Seen The Rain by Makkitotosimew - ExB. Summary - Bella and Edward meet amidst the turmoil of the Vietnam War. Love and friendships are put to the test as their worlds are torn apart. AH, canon pairings, M for language and possible sexin'. *Nominated for SIX Indie TwiFic Awards!* ~ This is a story of Edward and Bella, written by the brilliant Kim, and she's done an amazing job. For the Jasperella girl I am, she's got me bouncing in my seat every time I see this update in my box. Pierward has stolen my heart and I keep hoping he'll send me flowers and take me on one of his romantic yet subtle dates! The author broke my heart in the last chapter - *glares at Kim* and I fear for future chapters but I'm still loving the quirky yet fabulous writing. Go, see what she's written!

First Assignment by Legna989 - JxB. Summary - Bella finds more to enjoy than just the scenery while on her first job with a travel magazine. AH. Example Entry for the For the Love of Jasper Contest. ~ This is one-shot written for the For The Love of Jasper Contest, it's short but sweet. I really liked the length of this, it wrapped you up in Bella and her travels - along with The Cowboy without being rushed or drawn-out. An independent Bella sets off and meets a stranger who will make her night. I loved this Jasper - he was a little bit of a smart ass with his funny, snarky comments. I couldn't help the smile that crossed my face reading this. With a hot lemon, you'll be sure to enjoy this brilliant story... Go.

The Twilight TwentyFive: Drabbles by Legna989 - A collection of drabbles for The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LiveJournal. Various POVs, pairings, rating and universes. ~ We're diving into the world of Twi25 here. Legna embraced her vocabulary in her drabbles, telling you stories with few words, but never lacking anything. She painted images with just a word and created powerful emotions in just a sentence. Taking different scenes from The Twilight Saga keeps you on your toes, yet she does a beautiful job with our favorite moments. Go, let her know if you agree.

The Twilight TwentyFive: OneShots by Legna989 - A collection of one-shots for The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LiveJournal. Various POVs, pairings, rating and universes. ~ Legna has written her first Twi25 One-shot, Collide, and let me tell you - truly amazing! I am still reeling over it! It's Edward/Bella (I KNOW!) and it's intense, suspenseful, and so well written! It will wrap you up and leave you chewing your lip in anticipation. What is Bella's future with Edward? Will they be together? Can you solve the mystery? Oh man, I couldn't and each train ride or turn around the corner had me anxious! What a great one-shot! I don't know why you're still reading me, GOOOOO!!!

Thanks for reading, we hope you enjoyed tonight's post.

Check out the new pic of the week, we think every female will enjoy ;)

Your Rose and Bella.

Its half 2am in England, so I couldn't come up with a title...

2010-03-01T18:26:00.000-08:00

Hiya, everyone! How was your weekend? Ship shape and shiny?

Well BB, I had a good weekend. Lots of fun, tired but it was fabulous! How was yours?

Not too bad, quite a quiet one in comparison, but I'm glad you had such a fun birthday weekend my darling wife. We missed you around here for the last post! Lost of updates today, seems we have a lot of ladies who like to do some weekend posting!

Quick hello to all the people who have just started reading this, we hope we are providing some light entertainment on your Monday and will continue to pop in every now and then. And a thank you to those of you who have been supporting us in getting this blog up and running. We love you all.

Also, if you have any fics which you think we need to know about then give us a link and we will check it out!

So, anyway, shall we get on with the show?

Smut of the week.
This defiantly, for me, has to go to, Tara Sue Me, chapter 18 of the Training.
There is something so very erotic about the image of a woman feeding a man. Maybe its just because I'm a traditionalist, but it seems right; sensual. Whether it be a bunch of grapes, a juicy stake or a mix selection of tapas. The woman is giving the man an offering, showing him how much she loves him through the beautiful food she presents to him. Tara makes something so simple, such as feeding a man, seem so erotic with just one line. I slipped a cucumber off a wooden skewer and fed it to him. His lips parted. His tongue brushed my fingertips as the cucumber disappeared in his mouth. Imagine yourself doing this, mime it if you have to, but it is instantly a turn on. Another thing I like about Tara sue me's smut is the fact that its honest, you don't always feel sexy and beautiful, sometimes its just down right awkward and ugly but when the fantasy is so far from your own reality sometimes you need a bit of awkward to make it more accessible to your target audience. All in all, a very good piece of smut, from the queen of smut.

Updates:

Snap by Ruby-Wednesday - ExB. Snap decisions have devastating consequences. Edward makes a different choice on Bella's first day of school and learns the hard way that two wrongs can never make a right. A two-part dark AU. ~ Wow. This was just... I am almost, almost without words (which is rare!). It's a complete twist on how things happened when Bella first met Edward with such great descriptive moments. It had it's moments of surprises, laughs and even a moment or two of swooning. But the surprises and shock definitely take the prize here. You think you know what's going to happen, or you have hope - yea... you don't know! Go, check it out!

Rights of the Fallen by DefinatelyStaying - ExJ. Civil rights afforded some of the citizens of the United States should be afforded to all of its citizens. What happens when they are not? AH-Slash-E/J – Kill a Cullen Contest Entry ~ DStaying has done it again. With an amazing use and mixture of her words, she creates this story and wraps you up in it and then.... RIPS you from it. A slight hesitation and worry is stirred and you find yourself worrying but fighting it. You become entwined with the characters, feel what they feel and see what they see. It's a truly heartbreaking story that I absolutely loved. Yea. you know, GO!

The First Breath by LaViePastiche and ElleCC - JxB. When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper. ~ The Epilogue to a wonderful story. That's it, finished. But what a finish it was. Sexy, funny, and honest. LVP and Elle finished the story just as they started it and there isn't an alternate ending I could imagine asking for, or another way it could have done that would top this. It was beautiful and just the ending that the story required. If you haven't read the story, or the Epilogue, you should be!

The Dead Can't Testify by 4lettrwrd - JxB. Familial bonds in the life of vampires begets fierce protection and absolute loyalty. Sometimes they must protect each other from themselves, and newcomers are not always welcome. ~ This was an interesting one-shot I was recommended, and I truly enjoyed. It's not too long, a great length for the story being told. What a twist on Jasper and Rose - it's so unbelievably canon to Midnight Sun, or how I would imagine it that I was kind of shocked. I chewed my lip the entire time hoping my assumptions were wrong, it's a great read... and I'm not giving anything away.

The Stick Up, So To Speak by ElleCC and LaViePastiche - JxB. Two strangers, two six-packs, two men with guns. How messed up is fate's sense of humor? For MsKathy's Haiti Relief Compilation. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot. ~ These two are at it again, this time for The Haiti Relief. It starts out fluffy and fun, light. They've done a brilliant job of leading you to one conclusion, or suspicion on how things will play out and then rip you from it. It's sensual and intimate, with just a hint of suspense. Bella had me laughing and Jasper's smooth talking, I'd follow him without question.

Toxic by SweetDulcinea - JxB. Bella & Peter have done it all - friendship, dating, bed buddies, and every confusing fluctuation in between. They eventually come to accept that they just don't work together, but that sexual chemistry never goes away... AH (OUTTAKE) ~ THIS IS AN OOC OUTTAKE. Ok, with that said, let me pull my head out of the freezer. Holy jesus, was that fuck-hot. Taking her characters "out" of her story Sweets has created a story alternate to Toxic that will have you looking for the air conditioning in a frantic manner trying to cool and calm down. Her writing and descriptions are fabulous and the pictures she paints... well, you'll see. The link inlcuded takes you to SweetDulcinea's FF.net profile for the story. You need to check out her blog, SweetDulcinea, she's got lots of fun stuff going on there - including the full outtake!

The University of Edward Masen by SebastienRobichaud. ExB - Summary: Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC. Wow. I got all caught up with this today and I loved it! So much has happened in the last few chapters: Jacob assaulted and tried to kill/rape Bella. Edward and Bella tell each other that they love each other and set a date to sleep with each other. One of the Cullen girls are pregnant and personally I think it might be Rose... Although they are making us think that it would be Alice. But they did mention something about Emmett and Rosalie taking a trip to the drug store, would make sense wouldn't it? :P We then found out that Edward can't have children because he had an op to make himself sterile. in other words he fried all his fish! M.A.I.A isnt an abbreviation is a name; Maia. The name of his unborn child that he lost, with Tanya. IKR? INSANE LAST FEW CHAPTERS! Bloody brilliant thought! I am so addicted to this story! It's up for two Bellie's at the moment; "Story that makes you wanna throw your monitor" and "Story that keeps you up 'til 3AM reading." I suggest you get over to the site now and vote for this story! However the wonderful author was not done there after dropping those huge bombshells on us... the last chapter left us on a cliffy of Bella taking her top of, convinced in her mind that she was ready to give herself to Edward. I cant wait to read the smut for this, its bound to be so good because, Holy UST batman, this story has been killing me for months!

The Training by Tara Sue Me. ExB - Summary: Sequel to The Submissive and The Dominant. Edward and Bella embark on their new relationship, but who’s training whom? EPOV and BPOV. AU/AH. D/s. Just so you know, This is still being posted on FF.net. Now for the chapter its self. First... the food. OMG I didn't know whether to be hungry or horny. FYI, I went for both. It reminded me of something my friend said the other day... about how yoghurt was really erotic but great to use in sex, however you don't want bitty yoghurt, something smooth and creamy. Like petits filous. I then had to remind my friend that technically they are for children and that would just be all kinds of fuck up. I can now inform her that she should get out the nipple clamps and finger food -tapas stuff- because damn that is fucking hot! Another great lesson for Bella! Tara really is the queen of smut.

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon. ExB - Summary: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH AU This is story is another that has been targeted to remove its smut, however Icy is still posting on FF.net, just slightly edited versions of her story, and even with the lack of smut she still makes me chapters incredibly sexy. The full smut versions are available on twilighted.net but obviously take a little longer to upload due to the validation process. Well in this chapter Edward and his controlling ways just go a step to far for Bella and they have there first fight. James, the bastard, tries to make his move on Bella, but when he finds out who her boyfriend is he quickly backs off. Yeah thats right fucker, she belongs to fifty now! He could whip the floor with your sorry ass. Bella and Edward make up in the lift *giggles*, mmm sexy lift sex. After coming to a compromising agreement, Bella agree's to move in with Edward, however I have an unsettling feeling that she may regret it. The big cliffhanger though, was Mrs Robinson turning up at the apartment. I cant wait to find out what it is she wants. Btw just a side note: Im so glad that Bella didnt give into curiosity and take Mrs Robinson up on her offer to have all her questions about Edward answers. Shes right, she should hear it from Edward, when Edward is ready! I love this story so much and don't ever want it to end!

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting. ExB - Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC As is with most of our favourite stories on FF.net at the moment, this story will be edited as to stay inside the terms of agreement. However a full smutty version is available on twilighted.net and hunterhuntings website. Anyway... OMG Edward POV!! I was so excited when I saw it was and Edward pov, finally we get to see if he is a Hockey Whore or not! Thanks god it appears that he is not, but pretends to be to keep up this man status with the team!! Emmett is really starting to disturb me too, Edward hacks into his email account and finds some sneaky almost naked photos of Bella. Edward the proceeds to jack off over them, lol. He's desperate to see, or rather fuck, Bella again, but she wont respond to his messages. Next update is on Wednesday and I for one just cant wait!! I'm loving this story so much. IT'S A MUST READ!

Independent Variables by Emibella. EmxB - Summary: An unlikely couple finds unexpected comfort in each other years after a shared traumatic event. Can they put the past behind them and find happiness together? A story of confronting your demons and finding out how to move past them. Em/B. Special thanks to Tor for the idea and the encouragement to write it. This story was recommended to me by our good friend, Calikisses. If anyone is going to know a good Emmett and Bella story when she see's one it is her. I was not disappointed. Wipe away any preconceptions you may have about an Emmett and Bella fic. Theses characters are unique, intriguing and likeable. Already I know I want good things for these characters, I want them to find comfort in one another and heal their wounds. Only three fairly short chapters in and I'm hooked, its wonderfully written and very engaging. Strangely enough its over on A different forest, rather than the usual FF.net or Twilighted. But you should defiantly go check it out and give the author some loving, she deserves it, this story is great.

Eddies Little Secret by jajo. BxE - Summary: What is real and what is fiction? Because right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love. Great update! I know a lot of ladies that are a big fan of this story. Its so quirky its almost crackfic but then things come crashing back to reality for the characters. I adore Rosalie in this. Shes fucking awesome! This recent update is Rosalie in a police interview room, dealing with the consequences of her accidentally nearly killing Edward, by triggering an allergy to alcohol. I also think that Edward was watching the interview behind the glass and discovered that Tanya was in fact Bella at Emmett's party the other night. Looking forward to seeing what turn this story takes next, its got me on the edge of my seat, especially as it looks like someone might be pregnant....

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