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Hey fanficers.

Not too much chit chat from us today, just wanted to let you know that BBSapphire24 wrote a review for Southern Fanfiction Review about ElleCC's Murmur of Fire in the Vain.
Its a really great review about a fantastic story so you should go check that out! CLICK ME!

The Long Way Home by TheHeartOfLife - EmxR - Summary: There was a girl. She loved a boy. And then she lost it all. Will her journey back to the place where it all began and ended light the path for forgiveness, or will it swallow her whole? A story about friendship, love and the true meaning of coming home. ~ This is Rosalie's story and it's a heartbreaking one. TheHeartOfLife has done an amazing job of capturing emotions and weaving them into her story. Rosalie's pain had me in tears. One of the things I really liked is how realistic TheHeartOfLife made this story, it's not perfect and there's not a single person to blame for anything. There's growth and steps forward, there are smiles with some tears mixed in there. Sometimes people are oblivious and that can be more hurtful then you think. TheHeartOfLife has written this beautifully.  I've never wanted more for Rosalie in a story. She's strong on the outside while she tries to hide the shattered heart on the inside. So far this story has been great, I love it. It's given me the angst I love so much and also some brilliant moments. The last update... I was swooning hard. Go read and find out why!

Updates:

More Than Friends by Alsper - AxJ - Summary: Jasper is coming back home after five years away hoping he can mend old friendships, but when his past comes back to haunt him will he run away again? AH/AU/OOC J/A

University of Edward Masen by SebastienRobichaud - ExB - Summary: Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC, ExB

The Weight of Words by georgeygirl - ExB - Summary: Bella is in the final months as an undergrad student at U of T. When she meets the PhD candidate who will be the TA of her senior Shakespeare course, her world is turned on end . What do you do when the only man you want is the one you can't have?

Twice in a lifetime by foryouareloved - ExR - Summary: Rosalie told Bella that she never wanted Edward as anything more than a brother - but what if that was a lie? A few sprinkles of moderate language, as love and jealousy tend to get the tongue flowing. 

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB - Summary: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH

Vivification by SweeyDulcinea -J/BxP/C - Summary: Peter & Charlotte return to the South for Jasper, but he finds himself unwilling to leave without a certain newborn. Together, the four discover multifaceted relationships & body-rocking pleasure in a life without violence and war. 

Beautiful, Dirty, Rich by KikiBlue - ExB - Summary: One Bet. One Week. No Rules. Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting - ExB - Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC

 

Vie by thatisastory -JxB - Summary: Emerging from the shadow of grief and despair, Jasper & Bella make good on a promise: To live. They delve into the vampire world and discover an old coven with new friends, a dark history, and a vendetta that cannot be ignored. Sequel to Afterlife. Jas/B

 

The Corner of Your Heart by TheHeartOfLife - EmxR - Summary: An entry for the Indies First Time Writer Challenge. Rosalie and Edward have been friends since childhood, but he has a new girl in his life and Rosalie's feelings for him have changed. A story about the shifting tides of friendship. AH.

 

At This Moment by SweetDulcinea - ExB- Summary: FGB story for aRedi, prompted by Michael Buble's cover of "At This Moment" - It's the people we love the most who can truly break our hearts. How do we cope with that guilt? How do we move forward?

Center of Attention by SweetDulcinea - JxBxP - Summary: Fun With Your Clothes On contest- Bella drags Jasper & Peter to an exclusive rave, promising a night of dancing,fun & reckless abandon. The wild, sexually charged atmosphere leads to an unforgettable bump & grind for all three. Non-canon, obvs.
 

Forgiven by Socact - JxB - Summary: On their last day of college, tragedy strikes four friends. Will Bella find the strength to forgive? For the Love of Jasper Contest entry. Won 1st place in Judges contest. AH, Rated M for mature themes.

Hope you enjoy reading these as much as we do! And if you leave the author review just let them know where you heard about their amazing story from! :D

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

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Rose and Bella.

A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest Winners + other stuff.

First place in the public poll voting for the "A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest" went to AmberStar63

Make A Wish by AmberStar63 - JxA - Summary: Every girl deserves a fuss on her big day, but after last year Alice has sworn off birthdays for good. Well, that is until her luck finally changes. Written for the “A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest”. AU/AH, Rated M.


This is a really great story, I fucking loved it, about a chance encounter on a bus bringing two strangers together. It's funny, charming, sexy and incredibly hot. Amber creates a brithday that any girl would wish for, along with the perfect man to go with it. I especially enjoyed the good old fashioned dry hump! Completely underrated if you ask me! Congratulations Amber, you deserve it babe.


The Judge's round winners were:

As You Wish by Wuthering Bites - ExB - Summary: Bella is a veterinary student who has suffered from a long infatuation with the enigmatic Edward Cullen. On her birthday, Bella is taken to the cheesetastic Medieval Times, but when the Dark Knight singles her out, can Bella forget about Edward? 

 ~ This is was a great story, winning the "Queen of Hearts Award". It was well written and had a new twist on Edward and Bella. There were some laughs and good times but got down and dirty.  Bella was fantastic, shy but her personality was strong. Edward was... sexy. He rode a horse like no one's business and on top of that he was educated man working hard for the money. Enjoy a drum stick and some wine in a goblet while reading this one.

Go Ask Alice by Corinne22 - Alice - Summary: Contest Entry for A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest. Is anything what it ever really seems? Is age just a number to taunt you? Or does it mean so much more? Alice doesn't like the idea of turning 30 and isn't handling it very well.

~ This story won the "Mad as a Hatter Award", and boy was it ever insane! A really interesting concept, combining the twilight world and Lewis Carroll's Alice in wonderland and then putting her own sexy twist on it. I gotta say, a lot of the time I didn't have a clue what you were on about but I was carried away with it all. Very well written and lots of crazy shit. 

When The Kids Are Away by calin-durus - EmxR - Summary: What will happen when Emmett and Rose find themselves alone without kids for his birthday? Written for the Very Sexy Un-Birthday contest. Rated M for a reason

 ~ Taking the "Painting the Roses Read Award", was K's when the kids are away. And that sentance finished with... the adults will have super hot sex in the kitchen! *fans self* Firstly, let me say that I was glad to read something that doesn't include either Edward, Bella, Jasper or Alice. And to me if one character defines sex god, its going to be Emmett! Him and Rosalie get a lot of practice in and think about what all those muscles can do?!! Ok so let me just put it simple for you, this was dirty, sexy, funny and yet still gave you the feeling that this is a couple that has been together for a long time and are totally in sync with one another. the connection between the characters heightened the smutty goodness of it all and that was the reason that this was our winner.

Jacarnda Queen by djsgal119 - CxB - Summary: Carlisle meets a fellow American at the town’s annual Jacaranda Festival. Set in an Australian country town. Written for the Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest. Carlisle/Bella, All-Human.

 ~ The "Tweedle-Dee & Tweedle Who-The-What-Now Award" was won over with a story about Carlisle and his night with Bella. Bella stole this story with  a confident attitude and her sex appeal. Carlisle's hesitation and caring heart won us over from the beginning. Two honest people looking for a night of fun that was steamy, intimate, and inadvertently changed their lives forever. A beautiful hint of violet and flowers encircle the first meeting to a knock at the door. Bring a beer and join Carlisle for a birthday celebration. 

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE WINNERS of the "A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest" and THANK YOU so very much for all the entries. It was so much fun reading all the amazing entries. If you haven't had a chance to check out the entries, you can still find them in the contest community here. Enjoy the stories and make sure to leave the authors some love in the form of reviews!

Updates:

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting - ExB - Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC 

Dangerous Beauty by Alsper - AxJ - Summary: AU. Set in the 1920s, Jasper is a lone vampire content in wandering alone in this world until he smells something delicious and finds someone who intrigues him. cannon pairings, OOC. 

Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs - N/A - Summary: Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv 

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB - Summary: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH 

The University of Edward Masenby SebastienRobichuard - ExB - Summary: Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC, ExB 

 *NEW STORY* More than Friends by Alsper - JxA - Summary: Jasper is coming back home after five years away hoping he can mend old friendships, but when his past comes back to haunt him will he run away again? AH/AU/OOC J/A 

The Training by tarasueme - ExB - Summary: Sequel to The Submissive and The Dominant. Edward and Bella embark on their new relationship, but who’s training whom? EPOV and BPOV. AU/AH. D/s. 

Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress - ExB - Summary: When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is never as easy as it seems.... BPOV, Rated M 

The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl - ExB - Summary: It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Manwhoreward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter/Sex. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS 

*HIDDEN TREASURE* Second Chances by leannelrh - ExB - Summary: Bella was in love with Edward Cullen all through high school and it ended in heartbreak, forcing her to move on. Now six years later, she is sucessfull and engaged to be married.What happens when she is forced to work with Edward? RATED M for lemons. 

The Weight of Words by georgeygirl - ExB - Summary: Bella is in the final months as an undergrad student at U of T. When she meets the PhD candidate who will be the TA of her senior Shakespeare course, her world is turned on end . What do you do when the only man you want is the one you can't have? 

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Unfortunately RL has been kind of kicking my ass, leaving little time for much else. SO when I set about finding something to read I went to my girls on Twitter, they are truly amazing with all the rec's they gave me. I am stocked up for a while now. I didn't have time to read them all but I couldn't keep these gems sitting in a word doc and not share them with all your little birdies... so here is the list I received when I asked what I should be reading. Check them out, and make sure to leave the author a nice review, letting them know where you found their story! A HUGE THANK YOU goes to breeze1214, chele681, IAmToWait, SweetDulci, and tiffianinichole for all the wonderful rec's! *MWAH*

Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole - JxB - Summary: *Won 2nd place in The Best Domination Ever Contest!* Bella keeps a notebook full of dirty fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands..

Sex God Hair and Chocolate Orbs by tiffaninichole - ExB - Summary: Cliche One-Shot Contest Entry:Bella's hair is brown and her life is boring. Until she meets Edward, the school's most infamous smirker/panty-dropper. Will they fall in love and make smutty, sweaty lemonade? Of course! Read my o/s or you'll DIE! For realz.

Epitaph for an Empty Grave by Struck Upon a Star - EmxR - Summary: Rosalie Lillian Hale. Born: 10 October, 1915. Died: Unknown. Beloved daughter, devoted sister, cherished friend. 'Non lugenda est mors quam consequitur immortalitas.' Canon, post-Breaking Dawn. Rated M for mature themes. Detailed warning inside.

Tuesday Night Poker by LauraACullen  - JxE - Summary: One-Shot "For the Love of Jasper" contest entry. Lifelong friends Jasper, Edward, and Emmett find themselves alone for their weekly poker game, which quickly evolves into something quite unexpected. All Human, Slash, Adult themes.

Pressed For Time by twanza  - ExB - Summary: Five minutes was all it took. BxE. Written with Chele681 for "Fun With Your Clothes On" Contest.

Foresight by Dahlia J Black  - JxA - Summary: Alice has an "orgasmic" vision and decides to make it a reality, with Jasper's consent. Written for Ninapolitan's Friday Free for All Series. AU/Eclipse. M for SMUT. AlicexJasper with a surprising twist. You have been warned.

Spice of Life by bookbag - JxE - Summary: Running a thriving tavern should make Edward Masen happy. But happiness only arrives in his life along with the ship that carries the precious spices that are the key to his success, and his heart could cause everything he has worked for to fall into ruin

Bad Penny by elusivetwilight - ExB - Summary: In the sultry summer heat, Bella finds a dirty penny. Can she expect more in exchange from the person who finds her? One Shot written for the Fun With Your Clothes On Contest. AUAH E&B

Mumbled Mumblings by IdPattThat - ExB - Summary: Entry for The Twilight 25: Round 3. All pairings, all ratings, all for fun.

Footfalls Echo in the Memory by inside the disarray - JxBxA - Summary: For the Love of Jasper Contest O/S entry. Alice finds a man on a deserted Moroccan street; he doesn’t know his own name, but for some reason he hears muffled footsteps in his mind. Back in Boston Bella waits for the man she loves, but will he return?

Home by ninapolitan - ExB - Summary: Oh that it were possible, After long grief and pain, To find the arms of my true love, Around me once again" Separated for a decade, a deconstructed lovestory spanning love, lies and a reunion. 1st place for the 80's one-shot contest.

The Importance of A Good Stretch by le_jen - Summary: AU-AH. One shot. A chance encounter with a stranger leads to shared coffee and stretching exercises

A Roll of The Dice by theladyingrey42 - ExJ - Summary: Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday

His Mark Upon My Life by theladyingrey42 - ExJ - Summary: There is still a small shock and burst of pride in me when I realize what has happened. What I have allowed him to do to me. That I have allowed him to mark me." Entry for Slash/BackSlash contest. D/s, ExJ, AU/AH, OOC

My Bloody Valentine by SweetDuclinea - ExB - Summary: I lowered my mouth to his, sweeping my tongue inside to suck up the blood that had pooled there. “And that, dear friend, is because, even in death, you do not deserve Bella’s sweet lips to be the last you’ve kissed.” Darkward-3rd place winner! *Mature*

Semper Fidelis by ilsuocantante - ExB - Summary: Deployed marine Edward Cullen surprises girlfriend, Bella Swan, for their anniversary. Winner of PPSS Officer and a Gentleman contest. Rated M for lemons. AH/AU.

Let the Author know where ya heard about 'em, yeah? 

No promises, but we are trying to make it so that we update a lot more than we have been. As you can see we're having to cut out work load back so not giving reviews for all of our stories but we will be doing more features e.g. Angst of the week, etc. 

Hope you're having a lovely week!

Your

Rose and Bella