Most of you probably know Mary as the sassy British woman romping around the fandom. Maybe you know her as a Rosalie fan, or maybe as an author, I happen to be lucky enough to know much more.
When it comes down to it my girl is the exact opposite of me, canon. She’ll swing almost every way, always giving something new a shot – and truly enjoying a lot of it – but in the end… she’s wants Edward to put on his big boy pants, stop being a wanker (or a willy) and sweep Bella off her feet.
If we’re talking Twilight men, Mary would probably have a hard time picking just one. She loves Robert, and Kellan, and Jackson… but if I was worried about losing her to anyone, it would be Daddy Swan. Aka Billy Burke.
The looks, the stache, the personality! All of it wrapped into one delicious man has my wife here, sending me “DADDY SWAN” texts at eight thirty am!
Take care of her Billy, I’m not just giving her up, I’m also giving you up!
What you should know about my poppet:She’s blunt, will tell you what she thinks and isn’t shy. She’ll talk to you about pretty much anything (safe words mean nothing to her. Lol – kidding… kind of) for hours, and doesn’t hesitate sharing her opinion.
Mary cracks her whip and stands her ground like no other. She’s gotten me out of writing funks, not taken my crap, and proved the she’s a force to be reckoned with.
My poppet really enjoys football. Not Payton Manning or New York Giants football but David Beckham or Manchester United football! She heads to the pubs to watch games, and keeps me up to date! GO MANCHESTER UNITED! Woot-Woot!
The British Bitch will be enjoying a cosmopolitan – her favorite drink – while I sip my gin and tonic on the beach this July. I’m so super stoked!Her favorite phrase: Hard Cock Sex. I will say no more, you can ask her about that story.
She loves to sing, all the time. There have been times where we’ve been talking and she doesn’t even notice she’s doing it. Whether it’s singing or simply humming, this Pretty Face always has a tune buzzing through her.
Mary is hysterical. There have been times she’s got my laughing so hard I’m crying and can’t breathe. It can be a impression, or a joke but some of the funniest stuff she has said have been the random thoughts or images running through her head!
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| Tea and CRUMPETS not muffins. |
One of the ways to her heart… tea and crumpets. Loves, Loves, LOVES them. (They are actually called English Muffins… js.) Sometimes she dunks her biscuits and other times, she doesn’t. Either way, it’s a favorite of hers.
Want to make Mary smile, and make her day/night? Give her a pair of heels and some smut to read. She adores both.
Mary is the tech behind the blog, which is new to me. She puts all of our words into blogger and makes them look right and pretty. I often find myself feeling guilty with all the work she puts in. She works, and just so happens to be five hours ahead of me, but still manages to be there when my schedule allows me some time. Truly amazing.
I love Mary’s excitement and creativity. I’ll be having a stressful day at work (or just another day at the office…) and I’ll get an e-mail about a new smut, or funny plot bunny she got or just another funny story. She always attaches some kind of picture to go along with her e-mails that will make me smile.If I had to wrap this up (which apparently, I do.)… Mary is sweet, compassionate, funny, honest, and caring. She brings the best out of everyone and shoves the negative shit down the drain. You’re lucky to know her… but to call her a best friend? The honor is mine.
