American Whore



Jess, is well known for her love for Jasper and Bella, but what isn't so well known is her love for the DILF. Jess loves Bella or Rosalie to be with any man, but I know she can't help but go a little weak at the knees over Chief Swan (obviously not with Bella!) and Dr Cullen. 
My girl likes 'em rough and ready for anything so a little nomad action is another one of her soft spots. Throw some Peter or Garrett into the mix and Jess can be found wriggling in her seat. 


However Jasper and all the other twilight characters aside, her one true love goes to this man right here:
He would be perfect for my wifey! I'd even divorce her if he said he wanted to marry her... any other guy not so much... no way would they ever be good enough! It's just a shame that he hasn't had the chance to get to know her! Damn you Jackson and your busy schedule!

Some random facts about my gin soaked girl....

She adores music. She's always listening to it and feels lost if she isn't. She even puts up with my singing! You have to be a true lover of music to do that... or maybe you aren't a true lover at all... haha.

Jess has a terrible snarky side, which I can't help but bring out in her. She says that she can't read stories when talking to me as I just maker her cynical about everything and ruins it all. 


Her favourite drink is a Gin and Tonic. BBSapphire if you have it!

She is a huge angst whore! I think it has something to do with being a Pisces. She's a sucker for the strong stormy emotions only to come out the other side all lovely!


I dunno if its because she's American.. or the Pisces thing again, but it doesn't take much to make her cry. Whether watching a film or reading a fic; I usually get a tweet or message going "Aww that was so sad. I'm crying buckets in work!" 


Note to Authors: Put warnings at the top of the chapters please! Jess ends up sitting at her desk all red eyed and puffy!


One of Jess's favourite chocolate bars is a BabyRuth. Can't say I blame her... all that chocolate, peanuts and caramel.... nom nom nom! Excuse me while I wipe away my dribble. 



Unlike myself she doesn't have much of a sweet tooth. She's much rather munch on something salty (get your minds out of the gutter!) than nibble on something sugary sweet.


She cannot start the morning without a cup of coffee. I call it her crack. She's addicted and there's just no dealing with her unless she's had her crack!


I am in awe of this woman and all the work she does for this blog! She blows my fricken mind!
I don't know how she finds the time to have a full time job and tweet like a mother fucker. She is the multitasking, pimping queen! She is head of all communications as she is so bloody organized. You should see the sites googlemail account. Files and folders and tags for everything! 


Sometimes, its like she knows I'm having a shit day. She's thousands of miles away, but she just knows. 
I will receive a lovely email from her telling me about her day or some gossip that I missed and she will attach some beautiful pictures of whoever is tickling her pickle that day! It cheers me up to high heaven!


She doesn't put up with my crap and I really need that sometimes. When I'm having a whinge and a whine about something and it isn't justified she'll tell me and I'll quickly get over it. However, if it is justified then she will let me rant and rave about it until the cows come home. Giving me 100% support!


Ok just to finish it off, Jess is one of the most kind, caring, funny, snarky (in a good way), beautiful, generous, thoughtful ladies I have ever met. It is an honour to call her one of my best friends and I can't wait to go and meet her in July!


We're gunna get soooo drunk!

If you want to contact her this is how you can do it:
Email: bbsapphire24@gmail.com