Contests & the end of an Epic Fic.

Hey everyone, hope you are all feeling fabulous today! 

Thank you to the newcomers that are now following this blog! We're glad you like it and we hope that you will all stay with us on this little roller-coaster.

Ok so on with the show.

Like to bring a few things to your attention.

First off, we have a new pic of the week...

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See it? Hot right? I know! I was fanning myself over daddy DILF for a good ten minuets!

Secondly, we'd like to remind you that voting is open for the To Go Amongst Mad People contest! If you haven't voted already then, what are you waiting for?! Go on, Go!

Another twi fic contest that is running at the moment is the Twi-High Anonymous Challenge contest.

Voting for this one opens tomorrow afternoon (2pm CST).

There are some really great and unique fics in here so I suggest you go check those out and then get voting for those too!

Well don't say we never keep you busy! On to the updates...

Updates in last 48 hours:

Emancipation Proclamation by kharizzmatik - ExB. Unfortunately I still haven't had a chance to catch up to this yet and I doubt I will finish it until the author has finished it, but I can tell you that if you aren't reading it then you should be! It is really fantastic!

Demons and Sinners by Alsper - JxA. This lasted updates was titled calm before the storm! The last chapter was left with Maria knocking on Jasper's door, this chapter was done in Alice POV and something has changed about Jasper. They enjoy a lovely family thanksgiving but I have a feeling the prologue is about to pounce on us! Eeek! Fantastic chapter though girls!

Beautiful, Dirty, Rich by KiKi Blue - ExB. OMG Angst much? So last chapter Edward and Bella made love and spent the night in each other arms, now is the morning after... Edward's gone and where was Alice when she needed her?! Find out in this amazing chapter from KiKi!

The Training by tara sue me - ExB. *Giggles* For a while now I felt like we had lost Domward and Subabella, replaced with the still lovable Edward and Bella, but they were certainly back in full swing in this chapter! By far one of my favorites!! Go read it now!! I shall never forget to wax again!!

Stolen Singer by nerac - ExB. Summary: What if destiny had composed her song for you, the notes yours alone to cherish-but in the blink of an eye they were stolen by one you trusted? Could you fix the broken notes-the shattered harmony? Could you still make beautiful music...together? AU, ExB Only just found this, read the first chapter and loved it so i thought I would suggest it to you ladies! Hope you like it too!

The First Breath by ElleCC and LaViePastiche - JxB. When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper. Another Bella POV for us and the growth and relationship building going on in this chapter will have you swooning and tearing up. The connection Elle and LVP have created it fantastic and growing. Throughout the first chapters we learned a lot about Bella through Jasper's eyes. Well we seem to be finding more about Jasper now, only through Bella's eyes and I love the switch these two have done. It's brilliant. Read it.

Last Love Found by Oracle Vas - JxB. When everything a person wants is wrong for them, what choice should they make? Should they stick with the bad and hope for the best or choose the good and live with the pain of losing what they want most? I didn't have an answer. All I had was Jasper. So, it is a truly sad night, this was the last chapter of Last Love Found. The end, the story can now be marked as "complete". I will truly miss these characters, they were extremely well developed and written. The last chapter, was what would be a typical Jasper point of view, and yet the perfect ending. I remember asking the author, Oracle Vas, early on if it would be an HEA. Her words were it would be the HEA for the characters and it was. Absolutely brilliant. I loved it. Jasper makes me laugh and then has an epiphany the next moment that breaks your heart. Oracle Vas has done a fabulous job of referencing the stories back and forth, and I saw a line in this last chapter from First Love Lost (if you think you know, tell us!) and it was just too perfect for the moment. Sad to see it end, but she did more than give the story justice.

If you Read and Review one of these beauties, don't forget to tell 'em where you got it!

Thanks again sweetie's

 

Your Rose and Bella

Belated Posts & Hidden Teasures.

Hey ladies.

Sorry if you missed us on Saturday night, but we were out and about and having a good time! :D

Tonight at midnight EST voting opens for the To Go Amongst Mad People Contest - A competition featuring one-shots centered around Alice Cullen.
BBSapphire24 (American Whore) is actually a judge in this contest and PrettyFace27 (British Bitch) has written a collaboration with Calikisses for the contest.
Entries are anonymous so we're not allowed to tell you which one, so you'll have to go right now and read them all!
Voting closes on the 30th of January!
There are some fabulous entries in this contest so get your booty's over there now!

The Hidden Treasure this week is - Toxic by SweetDulcinea - PxB. Bella & Peter have done it all - friendship, dating, bed buddies, and every confusing fluctuation in between. They eventually come to accept that they just don't work together, but that sexual chemistry never goes away... AH - a little something, something that I *TJ*ed.

This was talked about and pimped out by an amazing chick and dear god, I owe her a thank you. So far this story is only two chapters, and after reading the first I am hooked and can't wait to read chapter two. The chemistry created and described is almost overwhelming and you're just waiting for something to happen. Does it? Hm.. I won't tell you! The UST in this chapter was incredible. I've found a new love for Peter, and I want more!! 

I love the Bella she's created. It's not the usual, with just enough of it to make her recognizable, she's added her own twist and made Bella fucking rock! I find myself wanting to hang out with her. All the characters have a great little twist on them. Peter, oh-my-lord. Can you say "fucksexy"? The description she's given him is unbelievable and the magic...well let's just say he's hot. He's charismatic and funny. You'll have to read it to find out more! ;)

She throws in a great surprise in just the first chapter that wasn't expected and I can't wait to find out what's going to happen next. I'm thrown off and can't seem to peg where this is going, which I absolutely love! I have a feeling these two are in for a ride, what kind, I'm not sure but you bet I'm sticking around to find out! You really need to go check this out, give it a chance, it's great! Let the author know you heard about her story, "Toxic" here and leave her some love?

 

Updates in the last 48 hours.

The Hills of Twilight by TheHillsOfTwilight - ExB. In this update we hear from Bella and Edward. How will Bella deal with her sham of a marriage and how will Edward control his feelings for Bella. Lets find out in this new update of the Hills of Twilight!

Anywhere But Here by Sparkling Twilight - ExB/JxA. Summary: J/B & E/A are living on the streets of Seattle. What happens when
their paths cross one day? Will they rise up against the odds, or hit rock bottom? Drugs, drinking, excessive obscene language, and mature adult content.
OOC. Canon Cpls. Rated M. Just started reading this and looks pretty good so far. The Summary alone was enough to captivate me.

 

A Contanstant In The Darkness by camoozle - ExB. Summary: Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E This is a great story, full of angst heartache and love. So brilliantly written and the attention to detail it fascinating.

The University of Edward Masen by SebastienRobichaud - ExB. Its really starting to heat up in this story! I cant wait to see where shes heading with this and profward is so hot! *drools* The writing process that must go into writing this story is astounding. I am blown away by it every update!

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. Another amazing chapter from Icy! The detail this woman puts into this fic is exquisite! Its no wonder she has over 30,000 reviews now! This is going in my list of all time favorite stories! Fanfic or otherwise!

Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228 - ExB. So last chapter we found out that Tanya has been sniffing around, trying to worm her way back into Edward and his little girls life! Where does that leave Bella? Is she just the nanny again? Or is it really more than just friendship and sex with Edward? Lets see what this chapter reveals to us! :D

Secret by Twiligher620 - ExB. Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love? This is a great story, internal battles, vengeance and a HOT cop! The story of how Edward and Bella meet and how their relationship forms is quite the ride, beginning with a fiery meeting, can these two stubborn people put aside their pride and work together? It's a great read and it's so well written! I've been reading this for a while, and her updates are like little surprises I love!

The First Breath by ElleCC and LaViePastiche - JxB. When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper. After the first 5 chapters I found myself a little frustrated and curious to say the least, about what the hell Bella was thinking. This chapter was exactly that. It was extremely well written and gives you such insight to Bella and hows she's feeling. I gained so much understanding in this chapter and where they left us, I find myself asking, "Is it Wednesday yet?". 

Last Love Found by Oracle Vas - JxB When everything a person wants is wrong for them, what choice should they make? Should they stick with the bad and hope for the best or choose the good and live with the pain of losing what they want most? I didn't have an answer. All I had was Jasper. GAH! Talk about killer update! With only one more chapter left, things are starting to wrap up. Oracle Vas does a brilliant job with this, it's not the perfectly wrapped present Stephenie Meyer handed Breaking Dawn to us in, she stayed true to the characters and has done things exactly the way they would have. It's so perfect and I've grown so attached to these characters, I'll be so sad to seem them go! The last chapter of this fic will be posted on Wednesday.

You know the drill. If you read and review let them know you heard it from us.

Thanks for reading and hope you enjoy some of our recs.

Your Rose & Bella.

Pre-order Rob.

Hello!

Well, gotta say we were having a little trouble deciding on what to talk about today.

So we think we're going to talk about you. Our readers. This is just so we can take a little moment to say thanks.

Thank you if you have supported us in anyway, given us ideas or suggestions.

Special love you to those who now follow the blog itself, have left us a comment or even if you just follow us on twitter.

We love you ladies so much and we hope you keep reading this little clusterfuck of ours.

Ok so more important shit.

New Moon Dvd Release date! We are absolutely dying to pre-order so we know you girls must be too!! Er Hello? Deleted Scenes, that means Extra Rob!

It hasn't be confirmed yet but our sources tell us that it shall be released on Sunday 21st of March in the states and Monday 22nd of March in the UK!

We seriously can not wait!

Here are the links to our sources, in case you were interested.

New Moon DVD Release.com 

Den Of Geek.com 

 

ANGST OF THE WEEK: Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche - JxB LVP has been owning me the last week or so! With her smutty outtakes, and newest fic from the Support Stacie Auction - The First Breath. Now it's Son of a Preacher Man taking the stage. The latest update was the blow out of a major secret being revealed and well... Jasper's reaction really. Who did Jasper go to, of course, Bella. The interaction between these two was so well written and so true to the characters. There was definitely a sign of growth from each character, yet the telltale signs of who they have been up until now peaking through.

A heartbreaking admission from Jasper that I have been waiting for since Bella walked out of his bedroom *sigh* had me in tears, literally. I barely made it through the first few paragraphs before LVP had me in tears, my heart breaking for the characters. It was beautifully written, not too much detail but just enough, painting the perfect picture. There was so much to deal with in this chapter, hurt and pain, things that were never said, and lessons learned. Bella was strong and was the person she needed to be for herself and for Jasper. 

The desperation LVP captured from Jasper was absolutely suffocating the absolute best ways. She put you in his shoes, expelling his hurt out, and did all of this from someone else's point of view. I think that is a job very well done. My heart felt like it was in a vice reading this, I loved every minute of it because I am an angsty h00r. All the while you are rooting for Bella to give Jasper another chance (c'mon, you KNOW you are!) you have Rosalie's pain lingering over everything else. Just when you think the heartache from Jasper and Bella's story is going to crush you, LVP throws in something about the newest twist she's given us.

If you love angst, then run - don't walk your ass - run to this story and read this! OMG! It's a job fantastically done!

Updates in the last 48 hours:

Clipped Wings and Inked Armour by hunterhunting - ExB. Haunted by her past Bella is broken and alone. Starting over, can she let go of the guilt that consumes her when she meets a beautiful tattoo artist or will his own personal demons destroy them first? Rated M for langage and lemons. AH/OOC Ok so this might just be one of my favourite Twilight fan fics of all fucking time. (BB) And its pretty damn angsty too so that's strange for me! I just love the characters in this, they are so flawed its perfect! ... if that makes sense. Each chapter leaves me stunned for words and craving more, I love the way she writes and Tatward is fucking hot. It has made me see tattoo's and peircings in a whole new light! I now look at a man and go "Hmm he's cute... wonder if he has any tattoo's... I hope he has his nipple or his cock pierced." AW has said to me she is going to try and read the whole thing this weekend, so I dont want to spoil any of it for her, but if she likes it maybe we shall write a special on it, to illistrate the brillance that is hunterhunerting's, clipped wings and inked armour.

The First Breath by ElleCC and LaViePastiche - JxB When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper. Another update from the lovely ladies, and just wow! I feel so bad for Jasper, I find myself completely frustrated! Not gona lie, Bella kinda pissed me the fuck off. I mean, what the hell is she thinking? Why is she being like this? I am proud of Jasper for finally getting pissed and realizing that he deserves, at the very least, something! I am dying to find out Bella's POV which should be in the next post, but I am not 100% sure! 

Breaking Up Monotony by Calikisses - JxB Outtakes and Extras from the story "Boredom, Games, and Love" written by Calikisses. Rated M for a reason So Anna posted the first outtake from her fic, BGL, which just happened to be a Secret Santa Gift for me (Love ya Anna)! I have to say, it's great to see the return of the "New Bella" and how she was perceived by everyone, mainly by Jasper. Being the Jasperella gal I am, I fucking loved it. Bella was playful and coy and Jasper was just thinking all kinds of naughty thoughts! There will be a "part two" to this and well as some other outtakes from BGL.

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. only just updated just as we were about to post!! So I haven't had a chance to read yet, but I know its going to be fabulous! Love you Icy! 

As always, If you read and review, let them know you heard it from Fanficers Anonymous. We'll love you a million if ya do. ;) 

Thanks for reading.

Your Rose and Bella. 

Fangirls and Look-a-likes!

Hello darlings, going to try and keep it short and sweet for you today, but I will tell you about something that happened to me (BB), but dont hold you're breath we certainly are wordy bitches!

I was sitting in a coffee shop killing some time, when these two guys walked in, I didn't pay too much attention until they took the seats down next to me and no fucking lie, he looked exactly like Peter Facinelli! I know because I had watch an episode of Nurse Jackie the night before! For a nano second I thought it might actually be him and I almost spilled my latte!
He was so good looking and I was actually a little star struck, I almost attacked him over his cappuccino! When I remembered he was married I sat and pouted for a bit, then realised he was talking with a English accent and reminded myself that it wasn't actually Pfach, so I went right back to my drooling!

I tried to take a picture to show you guys but he was sitting way too close for me to do it without being totally obvious and my camera phone is pretty shit if truth be told! :( so sad times, but I can pretend to myself that I had coffee with Peter Facinelli and in that little day dream he also brought me a muffin so I love him even more now.

I also once dated this guy who looked kinda similar to Rob Pattinson, it was a shame he was just such a total wanker.

So any of you ever had any close encounters with twiguy/girl look alike's? Or have you ever met any of the cast? I wanna hear about it!!  

Oh, well 'ello! I guess this would be where I jump in huh? So, we're talking about meeting Twipeople and I have a story to tell. Back in August I received an e-mail, having gone to one 100 Monkeys (which is Jackson Rathbone's - who plays Jasper) concert in Allentown, PA where I met my Partner-in-Crime and great friend Kim, I must have been signed up for e-mail alerts because I get a notice about the 100 Monkeys throwing a VIP Party in Dallas, TX! 50 people, a private concert and party, as a joke - never considering actually going I e-mail Kim, who like me was completely excited and than disappointed at the thought of not going. Well a short (and when I say short, I mean like an hour!) conversation, tickets are purchased, plane tickets are booked as well as a hotel.

Two weeks later I am on a plane heading out to Dallas, TX - somewhere I had never been and the excitement is barely contained. The next day we are in a cab headed to the after Twicon concert, which is something else we bought last minute. The National Rifle and another local band opened for the 100 Monkeys. After a scare from Kim and some serious convincing on her part, we find ourselves yet again in a cab heading to the VIP party. Arriving at the sheek, Sambucca, we mingle with other fans; eating some snacks and getting some drinks, we await the arrival of the band. Squees burst out when they arrived, people crowded them and we decided to wait. 

Well imagine my surprise when Kim comes to me and says "HOLY SHIT JESS! Nina-fucking-politan is here!!" Yes! I excuse myself and head over, excited to meet her and just introduce myself. I must have sounded like such a fucking fangirl! "Uh.. Nina, I just had to say Hi, I'm Jess and I can't believe I am actually meeting you!" *eyeroll* Fangirl much? SO... Kim and I get caught up in conversation with Ninapolitan and all the while, Jackson Rathbone and the guys are talking to the fans and taking pictures. Before we know it, it's 1am and they are gathering us for the private concert!

After an amazing show, I go in search of the band, determined to get pictures. A short seperation later, Kim and I find each other and the band is spread out - again mingling with the fans outside the club. Now, girls were crowding them and you couldn't be quiet and polite while waiting for your turn - you wouldn't get one. So I jumped in with each and every guy, getting pictures. Finally we find Jackson, I ask; "Can I get a picture please?" and believe my surprise when the band "manager" tells me "No"! Well fuck that... I asked Jackson, who said Yes. After a short conversation, some flashes, and good-byes, everything is over I am asking myself if that really just happened. It did! And I got some pictures to show! Hope you like them, Jackson was absolutely amazing, SO down to earth (as all the guys were) and sweet. Such a gentleman, a little shorter than my liking but dear God the things...wait nevermind.

 

Howdy, BB in da house! (yes, I know, I'm kinda lame) Ok so out of all the reading I have done this week (which is a hell of a lot), the best piece of Smut I have read; the one that got me all in a tizz and needed to take a cold shower after was... *drum droll*... LaViePastiche 's outtake of Son of a Preacher Man, written for Ninapolitan's Friday Free for all!
Oh my Jesus!

Already with these characters you are torn between the two, the dependable and yet still incredibly delicious, if not a bit of a willy sometimes, Edward. Or the love 'em and leave 'em type of guy that is Jasper but who is unbelievably patty-dropping-on-his-Nova hot! Myself and American Whore have been following this story for a long time and stand by our decision to be Team Jasper in this one, even though the authors always said it was going to be ExB, one can dream and dream we do! When I found out she did a smutty outtake for this involving... ALL THREE! I jumped around for joy and then sat down to read.

It was steamy, sexy, smoking hot and I was just begging to trade places with Bella! Just so you know there was no double penetration in this, just a lot of Bella worship! :D Or if you are like me and replace the name Bella to say your own! hehe! Her writing is unquestionably wonderful and the characters stay themselves during the smut. Sometimes when I'm reading a story that the smut is really generic and not at all individual to the characters so it doesn't really feel right in the story but this is flawless.
I'd recommend it to any SoaPM reader or even just to any smut lover!

Updates in the last 48 hours:

Beautiful Dirty Rich by Kiki Blue - ExB. Summary: One Bet. One Week. No Rules. Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise. A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic. This is a fantastic fic that gets my heart pumping and has me squirming in my seat! Already named as BB's favourite blow job scene. We had a great update from Kiki this week, suddenly both the plays are realizing that this is becoming a little more than a bet.

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. OK so Edward makes it up to Bella in the best fucking way! Go check it out, This chapter made me a very happy bunny!

The Training by Tara sue me - ExB. Mmm very nice update. Last weeks update was the wedding, this week we found out what Bella and Edward got up to after the wedding and didn't they have fun! Excellent chapter from Tara as always.

The Naked Guy Upstairs by Angry Badger Girl - ExB. Yay! TNGUS updated!! And fucking finally they tell each other they love each other!! Cant wait to read what happens in the after math of it all!

Can't Buy My Love by Alsper - JxA. Summary: Alice is a girl of money and social standings, Jasper is considered beneath her. What happens at the Masquerade? OneShot for the "Inspiration is Key" contest. A/J, AH, AU M for a reason! First ever contest entry from Alsper! Details of how to vote for this baby are in the A/N. Haven't had a chance to read this yet, but I cant fucking wait as the summary already has me hooked! Love you girls and we hope you win!

Vie by thatisastory - JxB. Summary: Emerging from the shadow of grief and despair, Jasper & Bella make good on a promise: To live. They delve into the vampire world and discover an old coven with new friends, a dark history, and a vendetta that cannot be ignored. Sequel to Afterlife. Jas/B I was ecstatic to see this update in my inbox! This story was posted back in September, with some time in between updates, we finally got more! This is the sequel to her first story, Afterlife, and we are about to experience a new and budding relationship in the beautiful city of Paris. thatisastory took Jasper being a empath and changed the way you will see lemons, it was unbelievably sensual and intimate, I absolutely loved it! I can't wait to read more and see where these two go!

Demons and Sinners  by Alsper - JxA. Summary: Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence Ahh this chapter was all kinds of fucked up but with some lovely fluff in the middle. A typical but lovable chapter from Alsper! We love you girls hard and you write some fantastic smut too! hehe! Jasper is struggling with his cravings and Alice is doing her best to keep him happy but how long can it last?

So we hope you enjoy reading these beauties as much as we did and if you drop a review remember to tell them you got the rec from Fanficers Anonymous! 

Take care and happy reading.

Your Rose and Bella. 

Haven't you heard? We do films now too.

Hello ladies!
Hope you have enjoyed your weekend and are now winding down, enjoying some light reading before going to bed tonight.
And we have some crackers for you this evening!

Lots of updates over this weekend and we can't wait to share them with you!

Hello, BB here, had a friend over this weekend and we went out to get a couple of films to watch. Came back with Naked Gun (LMAO) and the Haunted Airman. Now my friend is only really just getting into Twilight but it was mainly brought on by her love for Rob. It obviously doesn't compete with my Robsession but she was certainly gagging to see this film.
I kept it in mind that this was only a BBC production and probably wasn't even meant to end up on dvd for all the world to see, but Jesus H Christ, that film is just all kinds of messed up. I like a little angst every now and then, just to let myself know I'm not that much of a bitch and do have some feelings but this just went beyond anything I can handle and I got kinda angry with it. The stupidity of the nurses and the doctor in the mental home is insane. Thank god they all have to have proper training and common sense these days! Hats off to Rob he did a great job at acting it, it's tough to do rolls like that and not come across as unnatural. Plus I couldn't have asked for more Jaw line, lip pouts and smoking shots! I was in heaven as far as that is concerned. I still dont get the end though. Why did he kill her? What exactly did he achieve? I know he was crazy but I thought it would make more sense if he were to kill his doctor. I think the writer of the original novel was just hoping that his book would go on the shelf with the other tragic love stories of our time, well sorry son, but it just ain't good enough. Perhaps I shall watch it again on mute... or just do scene selection.
Fun fact: I went to school with a boy who's related to the woman who played Robs lover/slash Aunt. (yeah dont even get me started on that fucked up fuckery)

If you want to watch an decent film where Rob does some good acting check out Little Ashes and How To Be, but also dont forget to check out Remember Me when it comes out in the cinema next month! Woo! Rob p0rn!

'ello American Whore here, my turn! Oh BB, you bring up Remember Me and expect coherent thoughts? Damn that film looks good (as does Rob... UNF!). So... it's a film discussion this post. I saw the Haunted Airman and can agree with 99% of what BB said. I can't even tell you how many times, "What the fuck?" came out of my mouth during that film, and I too am still confused over that ending. Rob did a great job though, I give him credit for it. I have yet to see Little Ashes so I can't speak there but How To Be was good, a little odd but a good kind of odd. Rob was fucking adorable in it. I am going to bring Jackson in on this discussion, he's got some good ones out there like "Big Stan", "S. Darko" - sequel to Donnie Darko and let me tell you - Jackson is one HOT nerd! He was also in the hysterical "Senior Skip Day". As you can see in our Pick of the Week, Jackson has an up-coming movie called "Dread" and not only does he look fine as fucking hell but it looks like a great movie. I for one love the scary shit, so this is right up my alley and I can't wait to see it. Some other movies he's working on are "Girlfriend" and "The Last Airbender". I can tell you where I am going to be on January 29th... and it involves Dread. *swoon*


So what did you think of the Haunted Airman? Or any of the films mentioned for that matter.
Perhaps there was a film you like that wasn't mentioned, please rec it to us as we love a bit of Twiboy in whatever shape or form!

Updates in the last 48 Hours:

Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme - ExB. Still loving this retardward, I really want to make it all better for him. The characters are fantastic you have to check it out!

Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228 - ExB. Was so happy when I saw this update in my inbox. Melissa has been on hiyatus for the past few months but we are very happy to have her back and with what I must say is great chapter! This is another DILFward for you DILF lovers out there, only dont be thinking this is fluffy. You shall laugh, cry and be squirming in your seats, that I can guarantee.

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. Yeah you'll see this one a lot she updates as much as we do lol. So in the last update guess who they ran into? None other than Mrs Robinson! OMG I would be out for blood. Edward is such an idiot something. For someone so rich and smart, he can be so thick. Even if you aren't used to the whole relationship thing, you know you shouldn't treat your first girlfriend the way you treated your whores!! Tut Tut Mr Fifthy Shades! You're going to have to do better than that if you want our Bella! These updates brighten up my days and I hope they do yours too!

I Have Seen the Rain by Makkitotosimew - ExB. Bella and Edward meet amidst the turmoil of the Vietnam War. Love and friendships are put to the test as their worlds are torn apart. AH, canon pairings, M for language and possible sexin'. *Nominated for SIX Indie TwiFic Awards!* This is my new method of p0wning. I've only started reading our good friend Kim's stories recently but I love them!! This and Go ask Alice are my new brands of heroin. So angsty I would normal turn away and run (BB obviously, AW loves a good bit of angst.) but these characters have dragged me in and im not leaving. I want to go through hell with them just so i can see them happy! Its a great original plot line and wont be like anything you've read before so go show it some love! :) *glares at Kim* <-- I'm feeling a tad unsettled after that amazing update, remember what I said! (no "yeah, yeah"'s or "sure, sure's" this time)

 
Emancipation Proclamation by kharrizzmatik - ExB. Edward grew up in a life of money, power, & respect. Isabella was born into slavery-has never known another way. Their worlds collide & neither will ever be the same again. Will he give her freedom? Can he bear to ever let her go? AU-H OOC *Set in 2005* I wish I could say I was all caught up with this story but I'm still laggin behind at chapter 45! I know, I need to get with the mother fucking program! I do absolutely adore this fic though!! Well worth the long read! Seriously abandon EVERYTHING and read this!

The First Breath by ElleCC abd LaViePastiche - JxB When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper. Another update from these two and it was heartbreakingly HOT. I think that's the best way to explain it, another Jasper point of view, and I have to say (again) that LVP (who writes Jasper POV) does incredible job of describing the emotions, feelings, and basically everything about Peter and his family during this tough time from a third party. Things get pretty fucking steamy in this chapter, and I love her Jasper but, I have to say that the ending left me feeling worried about him. The next chapter will be up on Wednesday 01/13 and I can't wait, another fabulous update!

All I Ever Knew by Manyafandom - JxE Jasper finds something he has been is looking for in the most unexpected place. Friendship and Fluff and Romance. JasperxEdward. Rated M for subject matter and future chapters. It's been a while since we've seen an update from the busy Manyafandom but in my opinion, this chapter was worth the wait. I was anxious the beginning of the chapter, shocked as shit in the middle, and feeling cozy at the end. With Jasper being home with his family for the holidays, and away from Edward things are pretty tough. But if you remember the last chapter, the guys decided to wait to "consummate" their relationship until Jasper came out to his family, well... I'm leaving it there, with that reminder for you all. It was a great update, and pretty hot!

Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche - JxBxE The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E I think I actually did a little dance seeing this update in my inbox! I fucking love this story hard (and completely ignoring that it's technically ExB). LVP gave us all a shock, somewhat, with this chapter. If you've been on the SoaPM forums than it might not have been quite a shock but even with guessing, having it confirmed in the chapter - it was still a "holy shit!" moment. I have a feeling things are going to get pretty tough in this story, but I'm excited to have her Jasper back in it. He is absolutely one of my favorites, he is fucking sexy as hell! GAH! Ok, focusing. She left us with the quite the cliffie... saying she had to break it up and that hopefully the next chapter would be up in the next few days! GO AND ENCOURAGE HER! Read it, review it and tell her how badly you want the next one! PLEASE, do it for yourself, trust me!

As always my darlings, if you read one of these fabulous stories and leave a review, please let the author know you heard it from Jess and Mary at Fanficers Anonymous.

So that just about wraps this post up I think. Leave us some love and drop us an email at FanficersAnonymous@gmail.com if you have any queries, comments or suggestions. 

Thanks for stopping by,


Your Bella and Rose. 

Hey everyone, 


The British Bitch and I are proud to announce our newest affiliate, the Perv Pack’s Smut Shack!

Here you can find any kind of fucktastic smut your little hearts desire. Not only are their recommendations smutterific and pervalicious but quality is never over-looked. All couples are welcomed, canon, non-canon, slash – all of it!

So if you’re looking for a well-written, lemony fic, then this is the place to go.

But Alas, it’s not all you’re going to get. Author interviews are done frequently, guest reviewers, contests information and winners. With all around information this should definitely be a place you frequent! When you do, let them know Mary and Jess from Fanficers Anonymous sent you! :)

So last time we asked you to name your favourite Butsecks scene or blow job scene and from what fic.

Thank you to those who responded, was interesting to hear your opinions!

Our dear friend Olivia mentioned the blow job from One More Shot by Alsper as being her favourite, and I have to agree with her that is a good un'.

I have also been instructed to check out the Emancipation Proclamation outtakes, which i shall be doing very shortly! Thank you for that, Snshyne.

The rest of you apprently prefer just a good bit of BJ and I have to say I agree with you, you cant go wrong with it really! :D

I find myself a fan of the BJ's personally and new found fan of butecks. I actually prefer to write a BJ over reading it, I find it thrilling and exciting to write. It's like showing my true appreciation for the blow job. Ok, wow, that sounds bad but what the fuck ever! You all know now. 

Alsper did my favorite butsecks scene, they realistic nature they did it in made it easier to relate to, and I think that's one of the most important things to writing. You want it to be relatable for the writer, Alsper made it new, unsure and HOT. Tarasueme popped my butsecks scene cherry, and it was tasteful and also sexy as hell. Ok, I am getting outta control here, MOVING ON! LoL

We have discovered this little pearl in the ocean of fanfiction which will hopefully bright your day like it brightened ours. JenJadeEyes and MistyFate have written an entry to the Geekward Shuffle Challenge titled Geek Assimilation. -  Edward has lived a lonely life, until he discovers college. Once there, he meets Jasper Whitlock, who forever challenges his thinking and alters the direction of his life. This is a lovely little one shot that had me smiling with joy and cracking up to tears. I would recommend it to anyone who likes a bit of Geekward or even a bit of Geeksper. It only has 15 reviews so show it the love it deserves! Geeksper is not my usual cup of tea if you know what I mean, but as soon as I read this he stole my heart. It's adorable and quirky. Great reading for something light, without the heavy drama. A promise that you'll be smiling at the end of this! Voting ends on the 10th of January, so go read, review and vote. (Let them know you heard about it from Jess and Mary over at FanFicers Anonymous!)



Updates in the last 48 hours:



The Play Date by kfoster2519 ExB Bella Swan is a 23-year-old single mom with a daughter who is 3 years old. Edward Cullen is a 27-year-old single father with a son who is 4 years old. The two meet one night at a get together with friends and family and hit it off. Ok, can you say DILF? The kids are so cute and you really feel for Bella and Edward. You just want them to both find happyness in each other so badly! So if you are tired of angst and are looking for something fluffy, look no further! I love it! 



The Hills of Twilight by TheHillsOfTwilight - All canon pairings. Five houses, four couples, one stranger and a notebook full of dirty little secrets. AU/AH Rated M for dirty, naughty things. So this is actually written by four lovely ladies; Melissa228, antiaol, tarasueme, ScarlettLetters. Even a few guest authors thrown in, for example, the lovely Ninapolitian.  It's desperate housewives, meets twilight and I dont think you could go wrong with that. This weeks update is Alice and Jasper. Poor little Alice is stone cold broke and her loving husband has got a job to do. Does he have the balls?


Last Love Found by Oracle Vas
 - JxB When everything a person wants is wrong for them, what choice should they make? Should they stick with the bad and hope for the best or choose the good and live with the pain of losing what they want most? I didn't have an answer. All I had was Jasper. This story is in my top three Jasper/Bella fics of all time, I consider Last Love Found and the prequel, First Love Lost technically one story. LLF pwns me hard every freakin week, as I get to work on Wednesdays and keep a close eye on my inbox, waiting for this update to come. With a badass asshole Jasper, and so many screwed up characters this is not something that you've read before. It's an angsty, emotional roller coaster of a ride but it's so worth it. Oracle Vas has done a fabulous job with this story and her writing is fantastic. If you aren't reading this, as a Jasper/Bella - angst fan, you should be!

The First Breath by ElleCC and LaViePastiche
 - JxB When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper. GAH! Chapter 3 of this went up yesterday and it was another heartbreaking chapter, with a little bit more of Bella. Another Jasper point of view and more interaction with Bella, things get a little bit more "intimate" in this chapter. It's emotionally charged and left me in tears, I'm not sure how I feel about Jake in this story. He's had only two appearances with not much spotlight but for some reason he irks me (I am, btw, not a fan of Jacob.) The next chapter is going to be rough...

He and She by ahizelm
 - JxB Sometimes, you can't fight chemistry, no matter the situation. "I know all your favorite spots and tonight we will connect the dots." Jasper/Bella. AH. ahizelm updated last night and I was thrilled to see that little surprise in my inbox, with progress made and things going in favor of Bella this chapter was great. It left me with a smile and sense of pride for Jasper. ahizelm wraps you up with her characters in her writing. The moments she creates between Bella and Jasper are sweet and something you see yourself involved in, I absolutely love her Bella and want her to have Jasper fully and completely.

Son of a Preacher Man Outtake: Romans 13:13 by LaViePastiche
 - JxB The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E This is an outtake written for Ninapolitan's Friday Free For All. Can you say, HOT? This was one of the hottest lemons I have ever read, well written and close attention to all the right details, it will surely have you squirming in your seat! Warning, probably not best to read at work. (As I found out this morning LoL)

As always any fic recommended to you by this page, if you decide to leave a review, please let the author know that you heard about it from Jess and Mary over here at, Fanficers Anonymous. 

Short and sweet is our third post. The response we've had is amazing, thank you to everyone! Now, it's the beginning of the weekend, hope you all have a fabulous one! Thanks for checking us out, hope you're enjoying it.

New and exciting things are still to come!

Leave your thoughts in a comment below or contact us at...

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Thanks and happy reading.



Your Rose and Bella.





Good Evening

  So here we are with our second post. Thank you to those of you who are now following the blog and who are following us on twitter, we love you harder than Edward Cullen's vampire morning wood.
Just to let you'll know this is a WIP so things may change quite frequently for the next few weeks until we are satisfied with the way our blog looks and the vibe it gives out.

  Sometimes when The Whore and I are having bad days or just not particularly interesting days, we like to re-listen to the Ladies over at Twigasm HQ!
If you haven't heard of these ladies then what fricken rock have you been living under?! Embrace your inner slut and come play! Link to the blog is in the side bar, and you can download the podcast for free on itunes!
The ladies had American Whore cracking up over rimming today *snickers* and it got me thinking...

Whats my favourite butsecks smut I have ever read and from what fic?

Now normally I'm not much of a butsecks kinda gal... things go out, they dont go back in ya know what im saying? But for me it shows how much trust and love a couple share for one another. It would be the highest form of commitment for me to let someone do that to me. so, yes, I sigh and gush at butseck, dont judge me! :P
The first butsecks scene that sprang to my mind was from Demons and Sinners by Alsper. I loved it! Mainly because I love their Alice & Jasper and the connection they share, but also because it was sexy hot.
However we then have more famous butsecks from fics such as The Submissive/Dominant by Tara Sue Me, The Arrangement by Manyafandom (Who wouldn't want Jasper and Edward at the same time?!!), and dont get me started on Jasper/Edward fics. Over the top by Starfish422 has got to be my fav! Hello? He has a shelf. In his shower!!
So lettuce discuss, what is your favourite butseck scene and from what fic?

We realize that butsecks may not be for everyone, which is perfectly fine, so for those of you who would prefer a great blow job...

The first one that sprang to my mind was from All I Ever Knew also by Manyafandom. Can you say fucking hot?! (Jasper has got some skills, js.)
Hmm but British Bitch's favorite blow job has gotta be from Beautiful, Dirty, Rich by Kiki Blue. Bella deep throating a grumpy-sexward in his new Lamborghini Murciélago, wearing her fuck me leather thigh-high boots. Now if that doesn't make you want to come I dont know what will.

So tell us about your favorite blow job scene and what fic is it from? 

American Whore here, to do what I do best, angst. Each week I will pick what was, in my opinion, the update with the most angst and recap it a little. So far this week, I would have to say that the new fic, The First Breath by ElleCC and LaViePastiche is high on my angst-o-meter. With the loss of a family member Jasper tries to help his best friend, Peter and his family through this tough time. It's a lot of the little things that stuck out for me in this chapter, use of body language was huge in this - conveying so much with very little words. The realistic level LaViePastiche and ElleCC took this to, makes you feel like you could be right there with the characters, thinking and feeling the same things. My heart broke for Peter, I wanted nothing more than to hug him. I know, what can I say, I'm a lover. So! That's my Angst of the Week, check back next week to see what's on the silver platter of angst!

Fics that have updated in the last 48 hours:

The Training by Tara sue me - ExB. Woo the training updated!! After a well deserved break over Christmas the training is back! Just to recap in the last episode Edward met Charlie and Sue. A huge step for Domward I must say! So now it's time for the highly anticipated wedding. Personally I really do hope he fucks her in the coat closest or that he demands she give him head under the table! hehe but I'm just kinky like that :P

Bella Swan: Zombie Killer by Kristen Nicole - ExB. Zombies have taken over the continental United States. Thus sets the backdrop for an epic love story involving a boy, a girl, and her trusty shovel. AU. Ok i know it sounds strange... and you're like what?! I thought our obsession was with vampires!? But wait and hear me out! Its from the same lovely lady who brought you The Caged Bird (and what a fucking fic that was!) The writing in this blows me away, sometimes so graphic its stomach churning but so comical i just laugh my head off all the way through! The sexual tension is killing me! just fucking fuck the geekward already in the zombie guts if needs be!  The biggest attraction to this though, has to be the fact that her trusty shovel is called Rosalie! Just recently met Jacob and he's a 16yr old skinny jeaned, greasy haired emo! Just give it a chance and I promise you wont regret it.

The First Breath by ElleCC and LaViePastiche -JxB. Updating the second chapter already, the excellence of chapter one has continued. This chapter is also Jasper's POV but we get to here more from and about Bella in this one, there are snippets of the life and friends present. The writing in this story is absolutely fabulous, to not only describe but get across a feeling or mood of someone with just a physical description, these ladies nailed it. The angst continues, finally hearing from Bella, and get the first interactions of many people. There were a few surprise characters that I was not expecting, I can't say I have any idea how this is going to go and I fucking love that. The story is actually completed so Elle and LVP are working on a posting schedule, which will be accelerated! The next chapter should be posted on Thursday, 01/07. I can't wait for the next piece of the puzzle we get.

University of Edward Masen by  Sebastien Robichaud - ExB. Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC. I love this story so much! Edward really is a fucking cock. He just is a cock. But Bella is so nice and there are these moments when you just want her to hug Edward and try to make it better, sometimes it work, others it doesnt and he's back to being a cock again, but part of what makes this story so addictive. I just cant wait to read this next update!

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. yay I'm so ecstatically happy that this one updated today! Been a good 48 hours for updates! So Edward is still trying his best to give more, bless him. And Bella is trying her best at trying her best to enjoy a good spanking! (pfft I think I know who's got it easier!) And then Edwards ex Sub shows up, wonder what the hell she wants?! lettuce find out! This had already been my Smut rec of the week for the previous chapter, I cant wait to see what Icy has written for this next chapter! If you read any of the recommended fics read this one and dont be daunted by the amount of chapters.


As always any fic recommended to you by this page, if you decide to leave a review, please let the author know that you heard about it from Jess and Mary over here at, Fanficers Anonymous.

So There you have it: Our second post.

I have to say, we both do feel like proud parents at the moment but who are also not really very sure how to put the diaper on the new baby! We're so excited to do this and finding it so much fun, we just hope that you will join us for the rest of the ride.

Blow job and Butsecks findings will be discussed in the next post.
Leave your thoughts in a comment bellow or contact us at...

Fanficersanonymous@gmail.com

Thanks and happy reading.

Your Rose and Bella.

Introductions

Hello readers, allow me to introduce ourselves.

My name is Mary, and I am a fanficer. I also go by the name of PrettyFace27 or The British Bitch, I take no prisoners. My partner in crime and Fan Fiction wife is, Jess, co-writer of this blog, American Whore and goes by the pen name of BBSapphire24. You may or may not of heard of us, but that doesn't matter as we are here to just talk about fanfiction. More specifically, Twilight fanfiction or anything else related to the Twilight saga.

The rest of this post will be what a typical post from us is likely to look like. We hope to be posting every other day, discussing our favourite stories, preferred couples, writers we love and most importantly keeping you updated with what fics have updated in the last 48 hours.

Our love for fanfiction and similarities brings us together, creating stories and now bringing you this blog. Our differences, some polar opposites, will show the varieties out there in the world of Twilight fanfiction and hopefully expose and share with you some of the stories that might not get as much attention as they deserve. While we shed light on the lesser known stories we will most certainly keep you updated on the more popular.

As most things with the two of us, anything goes here. If it's Twilight related, we'll talk about it. With a fun and crazy twist on things we hope you enjoy stopping by here, checking in with two girls - who on different continents come together to have a good time, good laughs, and find some great fucking smut. Enjoy.

So it is a new year and we are very excited to see what will occur in the twilight fandom world this year!
Already scheduled are; two DVD releases, one film release, numerous promotional photo shoots, loads of contests, more charity auctions and a whole stock pile of plot bunnies just waiting to get out of the rabbit hutch to play in the hay!

Smut of the Week.

Hi, British Bitch here. So Every week I shall be sharing with you my favourite piece of smut that I have read from one of our updates and this week the title goes to Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragons. Seriously, the things this woman can create with a dressing gown rope and a tub of Ben and Jerry's vanilla ice cream is amazing! I shall never be able to look at either ever again without becoming aroused. Icy creates these wonderful images in your mind without it being too wordy or too descriptive. The Edward in this is so fricken sexy it kills me! I'm literally biting my lip and reading like a speed demon to get to Bella's release as it feels like my release too. (filthy people - i do not mean that reading it gives me orgasms. If only it was that easy!) I can psychically relax to know that they are both spent and happy! I love Icy, bringing it home for the British chicks. Keep writing the fucking amazing smut please because I cant get enough!

 Fics that have updated since the 1st of January 2010:

Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme - ExB. Summary: Sometimes we forget that the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mysterious Good Samaritan saves Bella from a bus before bolting like his hair is on fire. A mélange of Twilight, the movie How to Be, and a short story that for now shall remain nameless (so as not to give too much of the plot away for these first couple of chapters). Because Artward breaks my heart. (AU) Great little fic for those who love the weirdward. She posted chapter 12 today but chapter are roughly less than 4,000 words each.

Just One Night by Calikisses- Em x B. Summary: What starts out as a fun night with friends, turns into something completely unexpected when a good girl meets a fraternity president who makes good girls go bad. Originally written as an example entry for the BACK2SKOOL UNFMETT CONTEST. AH/AU This lady fucking rocks. She has beta-ed for both of us on numerous occasions and we have hosted a contest with her in the past, she has a job and goes to college yet she still has time write a fuckton of good fanfiction! She is Team Emmett but she write a variety of different pairings check out her other stories too.

The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl - ExB. This story is fucking awesome. Mmm TNGUS... Seriously he's a doctor/sex god and he wants to teach you how to have sex! How could you say no to something like that? Ooo in the last chapter he started to realise that he's falling for Bella. I wonder what will happen next...

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. yay! I look forward to this stumbling into my inbox. Not unlike The Submissive by tarasueme, but in a way, and dare i say it, a little bit better! I love the way she writes, its angsty but light hearted and keeps me on my toes, makes me smile to read every chapter! Spoiler Alert: This update is the start of the vanilla. How will Edward adapt to that and can Bella and her inner Godness find someway to keep this fine specimen of a man satisfied?

The First Breath by ElleCC and LaViePastiche JxB. When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH. Bella/Jasper. These are two of my favorite Jasper/Bella authors and they are at it again! Both having their own stories, but collaborating they are above and beyond. With angst sure to come, I know this fic will own you quite quickly!

Poughkeepsie by Mrs.TheKing BxE and many other pairing. This was the final update of Poughkeepsie, it was one hell of a story finally finishing the at chapter 74. Unfortunately due to copyright reasons the rest of the story was taken down but the epilogue is up there for you to have a gander at. Even though this was a Bella and Edward fic, the story's of Alice and Jasper and Emmett and Rosalie are fantastic! The Rosalie in this is one of my favourite of all time. If you haven't read it then im afarid you are going to have to wait until she publishes it.

Eddie's Little Secret by jajo BxE. Summary: What is real and what is fiction? Bc right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love. This little fic gem isn't terribly well known yet so snatch it up quick. Emmett pretending to be gay to over Rosalie is hilarious! If nothing but just for that you should read it!

If you decide to read any of the stories that have been mentioned in this post and decide to leave a review please mention that you heard it from Mary and Jess, over at Fanficers Anonymous. 

Thank you and happy reading!

Lots of love


Your Rose and Bella.


P.s. We want to say a big Happy Birthday to our good friend Dr Conty!
We hope you have a really great day and wish you many happy returns!