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Hello everyone, been a busy week so sorry it took us so long to get back to you! However the good point about leaving it a little longer is that we have so much more to tell you, many the update to read! Without further ado lets get on with the show...

The second round of the Twilight TwentyFive is in full throttle and all the participants are hard at work writing and posting their stories, one-shots, and drabbles. Some amazing stories have been created for this and ElleCC has created a community over at FanFiction.net to making accessing the stories easier. You can check out the community here and read the stories, make sure to leave reviews for the authors, letting them know what you think!

So the British Bitch and I decided that we wanted to try something new. We are looking for a guest reviewer for our Angst of the Week. We'll randomly throw these out there... sometimes for the Smut of the Week, if you have a Hidden Treasure to share, and even a Pic of the Week. It won't be something regular, and we'll mention it, giving you time. This week we are looking for a guest reviewer for the Angst of the Week. Your name will be featured and your review will be the main focus of the post. If you are interested in reviewing please e-mail us at FanficersAnonymous@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! 

Updates:

Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs - Summary: Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv. Aw poor Daniel, he's suffering the consequences of the party the night before. After waking up with a killer hangover and discovering that Bella cleaned up his sick last night and helped him get into his jammies, Daniel is mortified and fears he has lost any chance of ever getting between Bella's thick thighs. However all is not lost when the lovely Bella gives Daniel his hope back in the form of a smiley face. He then goes back to his dorm and gets friendly with his foreskin. Can I just say as someone who comes into contact with foreskin often... I don't even notice it. Most of the time when a man is fully erect it is so stretched that you cant even tell its there. I love how clinical daniel is about his little wanking session though *giggles* it almost makes it seem naughtier. Oh and can I just say, Emmett is adorable in this! Always bringing Daniel tea and looking after him. He is the best room mate ever, with his hand sanatizers and George Foreman grill. I heart him and with I was Rosalie in this. *le sigh* Great chapter though, and I cant wait to hear more from Daniel. 

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan. by hunterhunting - BxE - Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC Supposed hockey whore, Edward Cullen is starting to get very agitated that Bella hasn't got back in contact with him after there fun in sack.  You gotta feel for the guy we've all been there, but Edward clearly doesnt take rejection well, hacking into email accounts and calling her house at one in the morning is a little extreme. I cant wait to read the next chapter and find out what Bella has been doing while Edward has been going out of his beaver, wondering why she hasn't called! Doesnt mean hes off his game though, he's still hot on the ice and Im starting to like ice hockey more and more. Photos from their night of fun been leaked to the press, nothing too revealing but Jasper is starting to crack on to the fact that Edward likes her, which means it wont be long till Emmett find out! :D

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB - Summary: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH I loved this chapter, I dont even mnid reading it without the smut, sometimes the imagination is so underrated. Mrs Robbinson comes for a visit and its nice to have some things cleared up but Edward and Bella have a fight and they realise they don't know each other as well as they thought they did. By the end of the chapter they have made up, a scene rather similar to one in pretty woman occurs! *unf* Piano *unf*

Demons and Sinners by Alsper - AxJ - Summary: Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence. Ooo really coming close to the end now! The last of Jasper POV until the epilogue! *wipes away tear* Alice and Jasper have been working through their issues and are stuggling to keep their hands off each other. I cant help but fear something else bad is going to happen to these two, they have been through so much and I hope they can finally be happy now. Robs and K, slow down writing!! I'm not ready for the end yet!! :P

The University of Edward Masen by SabastienRobichaud - ExB - Summary: Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC, ExB Wow in this chapter they are in Italy, Edward is a true gent and treats Bella like a queen. I am so fucking jealous its unreal! The seduction is romantic, passionate and beautiful and just when I think we are finally going to get some smut around here the chapter ends!  I am loving this story so much though and its so beautifully written, I defiantly think you need to go and check it out, but then again I say that about all my favourite stories! :P

Copper Lily by s.meadows - JxM. Summary - In the early 1900s, Texas cowboy Jasper Whitlock is a horse trader. What will happen when he is forced to trade his heart? HOST MENTION recipient in the "For the Love of Jasper" contest! ~ So this was rec'd to me over a random conversation, and though it's not something I would read normally, I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was well written and quite creative. A completely different look at Jasper and Maria was taken. Jasper was passionate, caring and Maria - though we didn't get too much information on her, was sweet and loving. With a little bit of a surprise ending, I think you will really enjoy it! http: // fortheloveofjasper. blogspot. com

Go Ask Alice by Makkitotosimew - JxA. Summary -  The mostly APOV companion tale to I Have Seen the Rain. I wouldn't recommend reading it if you're not caught up to at least chapter 10 in IHSTR. Otherwise, spoiler city! You've been warned. Rated M for war violence and such. *Nom'd for an Indie TwiFic!* ~ Alice and Jasper are back! This story goes along with another of the author's stories, giving more information and insight to two "side characters". A love story is told through letters between Alice and her solider, it's absolutely beautiful. The author, a good friend - Kim, does a fabulous job of capturing the time and the characters, her research evident. It's funny, sweet and passionate. Go, see what these two have to say to each other!

I Have Seen The Rain by Makkitotosimew - ExB. Summary -  Bella and Edward meet amidst the turmoil of the Vietnam War. Love and friendships are put to the test as their worlds are torn apart. AH, canon pairings, M for language and possible sexin'. *Nominated for SIX Indie TwiFic Awards!* ~ This is a story of Edward and Bella, written by the brilliant Kim, and she's done an amazing job. For the Jasperella girl I am, she's got me bouncing in my seat every time I see this update in my box. Pierward has stolen my heart and I keep hoping he'll send me flowers and take me on one of his romantic yet subtle dates! The author broke my heart in the last chapter - *glares at Kim* and I fear for future chapters but I'm still loving the quirky yet fabulous writing. Go, see what she's written!

First Assignment by Legna989 - JxB. Summary - Bella finds more to enjoy than just the scenery while on her first job with a travel magazine. AH. Example Entry for the For the Love of Jasper Contest. ~ This is one-shot written for the For The Love of Jasper Contest, it's short but sweet. I really liked the length of this, it wrapped you up in Bella and her travels - along with The Cowboy without being rushed or drawn-out. An independent Bella sets off and meets a stranger who will make her night. I loved this Jasper - he was a little bit of a smart ass with his funny, snarky comments. I couldn't help the smile that crossed my face reading this. With a hot lemon, you'll be sure to enjoy this brilliant story... Go.

The Twilight TwentyFive: Drabbles by Legna989 - A collection of drabbles for The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LiveJournal. Various POVs, pairings, rating and universes. ~ We're diving into the world of Twi25 here. Legna embraced her vocabulary in her drabbles, telling you stories with few words, but never lacking anything. She painted images with just a word and created powerful emotions in just a sentence. Taking different scenes from The Twilight Saga keeps you on your toes, yet she does a beautiful job with our favorite moments. Go, let her know if you agree.

The Twilight TwentyFive: OneShots by Legna989 - A collection of one-shots for The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LiveJournal. Various POVs, pairings, rating and universes. ~ Legna has written her first Twi25 One-shot, Collide, and let me tell you - truly amazing! I am still reeling over it! It's Edward/Bella (I KNOW!) and it's intense, suspenseful, and so well written! It will wrap you up and leave you chewing your lip in anticipation. What is Bella's future with Edward? Will they be together? Can you solve the mystery? Oh man, I couldn't and each train ride or turn around the corner had me anxious! What a great one-shot! I don't know why you're still reading me, GOOOOO!!!

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