Hiya, everyone! How was your weekend? Ship shape and shiny?
Well BB, I had a good weekend. Lots of fun, tired but it was fabulous! How was yours?
Not too bad, quite a quiet one in comparison, but I'm glad you had such a fun birthday weekend my darling wife. We missed you around here for the last post! Lost of updates today, seems we have a lot of ladies who like to do some weekend posting!
Quick hello to all the people who have just started reading this, we hope we are providing some light entertainment on your Monday and will continue to pop in every now and then. And a thank you to those of you who have been supporting us in getting this blog up and running. We love you all.
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So, anyway, shall we get on with the show?
Smut of the week.
This defiantly, for me, has to go to, Tara Sue Me, chapter 18 of the Training.
There is something so very erotic about the image of a woman feeding a man. Maybe its just because I'm a traditionalist, but it seems right; sensual. Whether it be a bunch of grapes, a juicy stake or a mix selection of tapas. The woman is giving the man an offering, showing him how much she loves him through the beautiful food she presents to him. Tara makes something so simple, such as feeding a man, seem so erotic with just one line. I slipped a cucumber off a wooden skewer and fed it to him. His lips parted. His tongue brushed my fingertips as the cucumber disappeared in his mouth. Imagine yourself doing this, mime it if you have to, but it is instantly a turn on. Another thing I like about Tara sue me's smut is the fact that its honest, you don't always feel sexy and beautiful, sometimes its just down right awkward and ugly but when the fantasy is so far from your own reality sometimes you need a bit of awkward to make it more accessible to your target audience. All in all, a very good piece of smut, from the queen of smut.
Updates:
Snap by Ruby-Wednesday - ExB. Snap decisions have devastating consequences. Edward makes a different choice on Bella's first day of school and learns the hard way that two wrongs can never make a right. A two-part dark AU. ~ Wow. This was just... I am almost, almost without words (which is rare!). It's a complete twist on how things happened when Bella first met Edward with such great descriptive moments. It had it's moments of surprises, laughs and even a moment or two of swooning. But the surprises and shock definitely take the prize here. You think you know what's going to happen, or you have hope - yea... you don't know! Go, check it out!
Rights of the Fallen by DefinatelyStaying - ExJ. Civil rights afforded some of the citizens of the United States should be afforded to all of its citizens. What happens when they are not? AH-Slash-E/J – Kill a Cullen Contest Entry ~ DStaying has done it again. With an amazing use and mixture of her words, she creates this story and wraps you up in it and then.... RIPS you from it. A slight hesitation and worry is stirred and you find yourself worrying but fighting it. You become entwined with the characters, feel what they feel and see what they see. It's a truly heartbreaking story that I absolutely loved. Yea. you know, GO!
The First Breath by LaViePastiche and ElleCC - JxB. When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper. ~ The Epilogue to a wonderful story. That's it, finished. But what a finish it was. Sexy, funny, and honest. LVP and Elle finished the story just as they started it and there isn't an alternate ending I could imagine asking for, or another way it could have done that would top this. It was beautiful and just the ending that the story required. If you haven't read the story, or the Epilogue, you should be!
The Dead Can't Testify by 4lettrwrd - JxB. Familial bonds in the life of vampires begets fierce protection and absolute loyalty. Sometimes they must protect each other from themselves, and newcomers are not always welcome. ~ This was an interesting one-shot I was recommended, and I truly enjoyed. It's not too long, a great length for the story being told. What a twist on Jasper and Rose - it's so unbelievably canon to Midnight Sun, or how I would imagine it that I was kind of shocked. I chewed my lip the entire time hoping my assumptions were wrong, it's a great read... and I'm not giving anything away.
The Stick Up, So To Speak by ElleCC and LaViePastiche - JxB. Two strangers, two six-packs, two men with guns. How messed up is fate's sense of humor? For MsKathy's Haiti Relief Compilation. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot. ~ These two are at it again, this time for The Haiti Relief. It starts out fluffy and fun, light. They've done a brilliant job of leading you to one conclusion, or suspicion on how things will play out and then rip you from it. It's sensual and intimate, with just a hint of suspense. Bella had me laughing and Jasper's smooth talking, I'd follow him without question.
Toxic by SweetDulcinea - JxB. Bella & Peter have done it all - friendship, dating, bed buddies, and every confusing fluctuation in between. They eventually come to accept that they just don't work together, but that sexual chemistry never goes away... AH (OUTTAKE) ~ THIS IS AN OOC OUTTAKE. Ok, with that said, let me pull my head out of the freezer. Holy jesus, was that fuck-hot. Taking her characters "out" of her story Sweets has created a story alternate to Toxic that will have you looking for the air conditioning in a frantic manner trying to cool and calm down. Her writing and descriptions are fabulous and the pictures she paints... well, you'll see. The link inlcuded takes you to SweetDulcinea's FF.net profile for the story. You need to check out her blog, SweetDulcinea, she's got lots of fun stuff going on there - including the full outtake!
The University of Edward Masen by SebastienRobichaud. ExB - Summary: Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC. Wow. I got all caught up with this today and I loved it! So much has happened in the last few chapters: Jacob assaulted and tried to kill/rape Bella. Edward and Bella tell each other that they love each other and set a date to sleep with each other. One of the Cullen girls are pregnant and personally I think it might be Rose... Although they are making us think that it would be Alice. But they did mention something about Emmett and Rosalie taking a trip to the drug store, would make sense wouldn't it? :P We then found out that Edward can't have children because he had an op to make himself sterile. in other words he fried all his fish! M.A.I.A isnt an abbreviation is a name; Maia. The name of his unborn child that he lost, with Tanya. IKR? INSANE LAST FEW CHAPTERS! Bloody brilliant thought! I am so addicted to this story! It's up for two Bellie's at the moment; "Story that makes you wanna throw your monitor" and "Story that keeps you up 'til 3AM reading." I suggest you get over to the site now and vote for this story! However the wonderful author was not done there after dropping those huge bombshells on us... the last chapter left us on a cliffy of Bella taking her top of, convinced in her mind that she was ready to give herself to Edward. I cant wait to read the smut for this, its bound to be so good because, Holy UST batman, this story has been killing me for months!
The Training by Tara Sue Me. ExB - Summary: Sequel to The Submissive and The Dominant. Edward and Bella embark on their new relationship, but who’s training whom? EPOV and BPOV. AU/AH. D/s. Just so you know, This is still being posted on FF.net. Now for the chapter its self. First... the food. OMG I didn't know whether to be hungry or horny. FYI, I went for both. It reminded me of something my friend said the other day... about how yoghurt was really erotic but great to use in sex, however you don't want bitty yoghurt, something smooth and creamy. Like petits filous. I then had to remind my friend that technically they are for children and that would just be all kinds of fuck up. I can now inform her that she should get out the nipple clamps and finger food -tapas stuff- because damn that is fucking hot! Another great lesson for Bella! Tara really is the queen of smut.
Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon. ExB - Summary: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH AU This is story is another that has been targeted to remove its smut, however Icy is still posting on FF.net, just slightly edited versions of her story, and even with the lack of smut she still makes me chapters incredibly sexy. The full smut versions are available on twilighted.net but obviously take a little longer to upload due to the validation process. Well in this chapter Edward and his controlling ways just go a step to far for Bella and they have there first fight. James, the bastard, tries to make his move on Bella, but when he finds out who her boyfriend is he quickly backs off. Yeah thats right fucker, she belongs to fifty now! He could whip the floor with your sorry ass. Bella and Edward make up in the lift *giggles*, mmm sexy lift sex. After coming to a compromising agreement, Bella agree's to move in with Edward, however I have an unsettling feeling that she may regret it. The big cliffhanger though, was Mrs Robinson turning up at the apartment. I cant wait to find out what it is she wants. Btw just a side note: Im so glad that Bella didnt give into curiosity and take Mrs Robinson up on her offer to have all her questions about Edward answers. Shes right, she should hear it from Edward, when Edward is ready! I love this story so much and don't ever want it to end!
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting. ExB - Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC As is with most of our favourite stories on FF.net at the moment, this story will be edited as to stay inside the terms of agreement. However a full smutty version is available on twilighted.net and hunterhuntings website. Anyway... OMG Edward POV!! I was so excited when I saw it was and Edward pov, finally we get to see if he is a Hockey Whore or not! Thanks god it appears that he is not, but pretends to be to keep up this man status with the team!! Emmett is really starting to disturb me too, Edward hacks into his email account and finds some sneaky almost naked photos of Bella. Edward the proceeds to jack off over them, lol. He's desperate to see, or rather fuck, Bella again, but she wont respond to his messages. Next update is on Wednesday and I for one just cant wait!! I'm loving this story so much. IT'S A MUST READ!
Independent Variables by Emibella. EmxB - Summary: An unlikely couple finds unexpected comfort in each other years after a shared traumatic event. Can they put the past behind them and find happiness together? A story of confronting your demons and finding out how to move past them. Em/B. Special thanks to Tor for the idea and the encouragement to write it. This story was recommended to me by our good friend, Calikisses. If anyone is going to know a good Emmett and Bella story when she see's one it is her. I was not disappointed. Wipe away any preconceptions you may have about an Emmett and Bella fic. Theses characters are unique, intriguing and likeable. Already I know I want good things for these characters, I want them to find comfort in one another and heal their wounds. Only three fairly short chapters in and I'm hooked, its wonderfully written and very engaging. Strangely enough its over on A different forest, rather than the usual FF.net or Twilighted. But you should defiantly go check it out and give the author some loving, she deserves it, this story is great.
Eddies Little Secret by jajo. BxE - Summary: What is real and what is fiction? Because right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love. Great update! I know a lot of ladies that are a big fan of this story. Its so quirky its almost crackfic but then things come crashing back to reality for the characters. I adore Rosalie in this. Shes fucking awesome! This recent update is Rosalie in a police interview room, dealing with the consequences of her accidentally nearly killing Edward, by triggering an allergy to alcohol. I also think that Edward was watching the interview behind the glass and discovered that Tanya was in fact Bella at Emmett's party the other night. Looking forward to seeing what turn this story takes next, its got me on the edge of my seat, especially as it looks like someone might be pregnant....
Hope you enjoyed tonights post, still working on getting the first podcast up and running, but that should be coming to you shortly.
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Oh hai. As always, I fucking love you. That is all <3
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