Hello Darlings, my sincerest apologies, life has just been fucking with us recently! We've missed you!!
There’s a contest that we’d like to mention, We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Coven, hosted by Altered Lions and Sacrificial Lambs – aka IdreamofEddy, JaspersBella, JaspersDestiny,Missmaj, and Zaytyll.
What's it about I hear you ask... Well, we shall let them explain that to you:
Our blog is dedicated to exploring the altered universe and men of twilight.
Each month on our blog we do a different "Character Study". We do our best to recommend fics that feature this characters in a way that we like. This doesn't mean that they have to be part of the main pairing, but rather that we liked the portrayal of that character. So, we're hosting this contest based on exploring those wonderful, dirty, psychotic, bloodthirsty, tough, beautiful, larger than life, horny, Godly in their own ways, nomadic men. the recent explosion of nomad-related fics out there has been phenomenal, and we want more.
June will be nomad month. Why? Because some of them are just beyond worthy and we need to pimp these fuckers out. To help us find some quality fics on these sexy vamps, we are hosting this contest. We know there are some great stories to be told about these guys, so let's have 'em.
Sounds like a great contest! Nomadic Vampires running around, maybe some hot lemons? You can count this girl in! Go check out the rules and information!
What's it about I hear you ask... Well, we shall let them explain that to you:
Our blog is dedicated to exploring the altered universe and men of twilight.
Each month on our blog we do a different "Character Study". We do our best to recommend fics that feature this characters in a way that we like. This doesn't mean that they have to be part of the main pairing, but rather that we liked the portrayal of that character. So, we're hosting this contest based on exploring those wonderful, dirty, psychotic, bloodthirsty, tough, beautiful, larger than life, horny, Godly in their own ways, nomadic men. the recent explosion of nomad-related fics out there has been phenomenal, and we want more.
June will be nomad month. Why? Because some of them are just beyond worthy and we need to pimp these fuckers out. To help us find some quality fics on these sexy vamps, we are hosting this contest. We know there are some great stories to be told about these guys, so let's have 'em.
Sounds like a great contest! Nomadic Vampires running around, maybe some hot lemons? You can count this girl in! Go check out the rules and information!
We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Coven FF.net profile and Altered Lions and Sacrificial Lambs blog.
~ The Fandom Gives Back: Eclipse Edition ~
That's right, the ladies are back in full swing. preparations, sign-ups, and collaborations have started for the Eclipse edition of The Fandom Gives back!
Nina, Christina and Lauren brought the Twilight fandom together last November for the first FGB, coordinating it around the New Moon release. We raised a total of $87,000! Wow.
As you all know Eclipse is being released in June and we're all gearing up for the midnight showing and when we'll get to see things like the leg-hitch, or the tent scene, or for me personally and I know the bitch can't wait either, Bella punching Jacob.
Therefore, the Fandom Gives Back will be coordinated round the Eclipse release, here is some information from the ladies themselves!
For even more information you can visit the Fandom Gives Back site!
The Fandom Gives Back Auction Fundraiser
Mar 26 2010
Hello Everyone!
A quick update on The Fandom Gives Back Auction.
Bidding will begin June 26 AT 10AM EST. Please post this information to you profiles, author's notes, Twitter accounts and blogs.
We chpse this time so that people in all time zones in the U.S. will be able to jump on the first-come-first-serve sales. It was impossible to accommodate every time zone internationally, so if you need to arrange to gave someone post on your behalf, consider ths when looking at the auction offerings.
Again, there are many types of items for sale/auctuon, so please look around the Auction Forum. Each has its own forum, so mkae sure youlook around to see all the offerings.
Just a reminder: there are two types of sales: straight auction style and first-come-first-serve.
The First Come First Serve sales are exactly that - if you are the first person to post to the thread that you want the item being offered, it is yours. If the author offers 5 FCFS items, the first 5 people claiming them win them.
All FCFS sales should be paid for within 24 hours of posting that you want to buy it. This allows the author to open the sale back up in the event that payment doesn't arrive. We thank everyone for joining in and for being prompt with these types of sales.
The Auction style sales are straight auctions that begin on June 26th at 10am EST and end on July 2nd at 11:59pm EST (8:59pm PST) Thread mod will post the FINAL BID for these threads at this time. During the auction, each thread will be monitored by the authors themselves, as well as by a page mod who has been assigned to that page of auctions. The mod will post the highest bidder at some point during each day (usually later in the day to keep track of the bidding process. Any questions should be directed to the author or the mod (you will be able to PM them from a link in their post).
If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact us at:
nina@thefandomgivesback.com
nina@thefandomgivesback.com
Christina@thefandomgivesback.com
Lauren@thefandomgivesback.com
We want this to be successful and also FUN, so if there is anything that is unclear don't hesitate to ask.
Lauren@thefandomgivesback.com
We want this to be successful and also FUN, so if there is anything that is unclear don't hesitate to ask.
Remember, the auction is only one part of the Fandom Gives Back Campaign. We also need to really push for donations through the Fandom Gives Back Lemonade Stand as well, so please keep in mind that donations, without auction purchases, are also a huge part of our efforts.
Thank you everyone for making this such a huge success already. Our hearts swell at the efforts you have already put forth, and we wrap you all in virtual hugs.
xo
Nina, Christina & Lauren.
Updates:
Fucking loads of updates, or there would be... but AW is the productive one and not me, so many JxB updates and just a few of my favs.
However, do not feel you are not valued, if we usually have your story included into our updates and its not there this time, I promise it will be in the next post!
Cotton Candy by SorceressCirce - JxB. Summary: The summer they turned thirteen was a turning point in Jasper and Bella's friendship. Best friends their whole lives, their feelings grow and change against the backdrop of a Ferris wheel and sweet cotton candy. My contribution to TwiFans for Haiti. AH ~ This is such a precious story, down to the core. It's not vulgar or graphic, just innocence and love. SorceressCirce creates these moments that are so fitting for the characters and the moments it's unbelievable. I was drawn back to that time in my life, considering the moments I had that could relate. It was beautiful... nothing I would normally read but so glad I did!
Somersault by AHizelm - JxB. Summary: Jasper has kept his true feelings for Bella secret for months. What happens when the perfect words you've written in your head can finally be said aloud to the woman who inspired them? A Fandom Gives Back fic for AccioBourbon. Twilight25 extension. ~ Wow. AHizelm never fails with the intense Jasper/Bella stories. I've never gotten what I expected in her stories and this one is included. You think you know how things will go but then she pulls the rug out and does something completely different. She creates this bond between Jasper and Bella almost instantly (there is time people - they didn't meet and BAM! They are in love. K? good.) and instead of rushing on that bond, they build on it... making it stronger. Its absolutely fabulous writing and you need to check this out!
South of The Border by SweetDulcinea - JxB. Summary: This is an outtake from the story, Toxic. In the last chapter they went on vacation for Spring Break, this is what happens! Written for the Friday Free For All. ~ Sweets never fails to deliver, ever. This is an outtake from her Peter/Bella story, Toxic and I was SO excited to see this. In one of the last chapters of Toxic she left us with her characters coming home from Spring Break... I wanted Spring Break and what happened. She delivered. It was voyeuristic and so sexy. It was kept classy without loosing the lust or desire. It was unbelievably written and damn, I want to go on Spring Break with Peter and Jasper, js.
Taking A Walk On The Wild Side by Pretty_Face27 - JxB. Summary: Bella has always behaved in a certain way to please her cop father and her ex fiancée. After her life starts to fall apart she explores a world far outside of her comfort zone in search of danger. Is she about to get more than she bargained for? JxB, AH. ~ Where do I begin? PrettyFace27 (our own British Bitch) has written a one-shot that will intrigue you, turn you on, having you begging for more and then asking a million and one questions. This was so great. Her badass Jasper was captivating and I wanted to know more about him, why he was the way he was and all of that. Bella was sick and tired and while the author had her cliches hidden in there, she added her own twist to them that develops the characters and who they are and makes it her own! I loved this. Peter was quite delicious himself... I want me some of him. What do YOU think?
Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. Sumamry: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH ~ This story is great. I caught up on it today and its got me hooked again! I fucking love it! Smutty, sexy, intense, exciting and adventurous.
Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting - ExB. Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC ~ I can honestly say that I think hunterhunting might just well be my favourite author! Fucking love this story hard!
Demons and Sinners by Alsper - AxJ. Summary: Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence ~ Its hard when a fic that you love and have been with from the beginning, ends. I can't even imagine the feeling the author must feel. When I got the email in my inbos alerting me to the final chapter of DaS I was hesistant to even read it. I didn't want it to be over, but then again I was desperate to find out what happens next for the characters that's I have fallen in love with. All credit of these wonderful characters goes to Robs and K, I am proud to say, two very good friends of mine. Their writing is fantastic, full of humour, imagination, emotional intensity and lets not forget the smutty goodness! :D SO anyway, Thank you Alsper for this wonderful fic, it has gained a position in my fic hall of fame, even if it is Jalice ;), and I hope it will become one of your favourites too.
Fucking loads of updates, or there would be... but AW is the productive one and not me, so many JxB updates and just a few of my favs.
However, do not feel you are not valued, if we usually have your story included into our updates and its not there this time, I promise it will be in the next post!
Cotton Candy by SorceressCirce - JxB. Summary: The summer they turned thirteen was a turning point in Jasper and Bella's friendship. Best friends their whole lives, their feelings grow and change against the backdrop of a Ferris wheel and sweet cotton candy. My contribution to TwiFans for Haiti. AH ~ This is such a precious story, down to the core. It's not vulgar or graphic, just innocence and love. SorceressCirce creates these moments that are so fitting for the characters and the moments it's unbelievable. I was drawn back to that time in my life, considering the moments I had that could relate. It was beautiful... nothing I would normally read but so glad I did!
Somersault by AHizelm - JxB. Summary: Jasper has kept his true feelings for Bella secret for months. What happens when the perfect words you've written in your head can finally be said aloud to the woman who inspired them? A Fandom Gives Back fic for AccioBourbon. Twilight25 extension. ~ Wow. AHizelm never fails with the intense Jasper/Bella stories. I've never gotten what I expected in her stories and this one is included. You think you know how things will go but then she pulls the rug out and does something completely different. She creates this bond between Jasper and Bella almost instantly (there is time people - they didn't meet and BAM! They are in love. K? good.) and instead of rushing on that bond, they build on it... making it stronger. Its absolutely fabulous writing and you need to check this out!
Get Me To You by Chicklette - JxB. Summary: Nominated for an Indie. Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC. ~ wow. The Epilogue to this story was amazing. It wasn't a wrapped epilogue with a little bow on it, everything neatly tucked away... it was the perfect ending for these characters. Nothing resolved out of thin air, no one is perfect and she expanded on the moments she created earlier in the story. It was brilliant, and adorable. ::swoon::
Dodgeball by tiffaninichole - JxB. Summary: RUNNER-UP in the Anti-V Day Contest! Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble? ~ This story started with having me laugh my ass off before things got hot and ended with me laughing yet again. It's not the usual angst I read but wow, this was good. Bella are enemies and their shenanigans against each other are hilarious, yet they are also masking something of two very proud people! UNF. Go and check it out!
South of The Border by SweetDulcinea - JxB. Summary: This is an outtake from the story, Toxic. In the last chapter they went on vacation for Spring Break, this is what happens! Written for the Friday Free For All. ~ Sweets never fails to deliver, ever. This is an outtake from her Peter/Bella story, Toxic and I was SO excited to see this. In one of the last chapters of Toxic she left us with her characters coming home from Spring Break... I wanted Spring Break and what happened. She delivered. It was voyeuristic and so sexy. It was kept classy without loosing the lust or desire. It was unbelievably written and damn, I want to go on Spring Break with Peter and Jasper, js.
Taking A Walk On The Wild Side by Pretty_Face27 - JxB. Summary: Bella has always behaved in a certain way to please her cop father and her ex fiancée. After her life starts to fall apart she explores a world far outside of her comfort zone in search of danger. Is she about to get more than she bargained for? JxB, AH. ~ Where do I begin? PrettyFace27 (our own British Bitch) has written a one-shot that will intrigue you, turn you on, having you begging for more and then asking a million and one questions. This was so great. Her badass Jasper was captivating and I wanted to know more about him, why he was the way he was and all of that. Bella was sick and tired and while the author had her cliches hidden in there, she added her own twist to them that develops the characters and who they are and makes it her own! I loved this. Peter was quite delicious himself... I want me some of him. What do YOU think?
Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. Sumamry: Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. M AH ~ This story is great. I caught up on it today and its got me hooked again! I fucking love it! Smutty, sexy, intense, exciting and adventurous.
Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting - ExB. Summary: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC ~ I can honestly say that I think hunterhunting might just well be my favourite author! Fucking love this story hard!
Demons and Sinners by Alsper - AxJ. Summary: Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence ~ Its hard when a fic that you love and have been with from the beginning, ends. I can't even imagine the feeling the author must feel. When I got the email in my inbos alerting me to the final chapter of DaS I was hesistant to even read it. I didn't want it to be over, but then again I was desperate to find out what happens next for the characters that's I have fallen in love with. All credit of these wonderful characters goes to Robs and K, I am proud to say, two very good friends of mine. Their writing is fantastic, full of humour, imagination, emotional intensity and lets not forget the smutty goodness! :D SO anyway, Thank you Alsper for this wonderful fic, it has gained a position in my fic hall of fame, even if it is Jalice ;), and I hope it will become one of your favourites too.