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Hello beautiful people, 

Tonight is full of the usual suspects and the not so usual!

Thanks for the great response we got over the last post, we loved hearing your comments!

Our thoughts on Chapter two of eclipse will be up soon and hopefully out first podcast, which will have chapters 3-5 on as well!

REMEMBER ME:

Well I went Sunday afternoon to see Robert Pattinson in his new movie, Remember Me. Well god damn if that wasn't just as fabulous as everyone was saying. I lucked out and the theatre wasn't crowded, thank god. We arrived early, fearing a crowd, and waited. Well I'd heard that I needed to bring tissues for this movie, but I was still shocked to see people come out of the theatre crying - I do it all the time, but it was like, every single person. This movie gets going right from the start - they start off with a BAM! and end with one. Robert Pattinson was amazing - truly. I loved him, it was so different from Twilight - he bagged it. Emile was also brilliant. I was hesitant with her originally, not sure I'd like her. But she did a great job! It was one of the best movies I've seen in a while and I can't wait to go see it again. I think you'll be shocked at not only the level of acting, but what you THINK you know.... *smirk* Yup, leaving you there!

ANGST OF THE WEEK:

This weeks Angsty pic goes to Chicklette's Get Me To You. This Jasper/Bella story was heart wrenching, fabulous, and so different from most fics I read. The first thing that grabbed me (other than it being JxB) was the perspective she wrote. It's like we're sitting, all snuggled up, in the character's brains - hearing their thoughts and them talking to themselves. It was great. It starts off with a bad night for Bella, and I loved  Chicklette's Jasper. He was adorable and his thoughts and actions were sweet. Bella was strong, but had her heart broken and her own wounds. There was one person who got to see both the strong and the wounded. But alas, Edward and Alice can never leave well enough alone. With their meddling and some other troubles things hit rock bottom. The author told me I would love Edward by the end - I can't believe I went from wanting to strangle him to wanting to hug him! Alice... well, let's just say she can jump off the Grand Canyon. The nicknames in this were freakin great! I'm going to find my Sunday Morning guy, what are you doing? Let Jasper and Bella show you how things are done - bring tissues!

UPDATES:

Toxic by SweetDulcinea - PxB. Summary - Bella & Peter have done it all - friendship, dating, bed buddies, and every confusing fluctuation in between. They eventually come to accept that they just don't work together, but that sexual chemistry never goes away... AH ~ Sweets is back, and this was a good update. We got quite the tease in this one. A plane trip - dirty talk of up close and personal dancing... but it also had it's sweet moments. Had me worried for about half a minute quite a few times, actually. It was a fabulous chapter, and I am dying to see what the next one is going to give us!!! Go see what Bella and Peter are doing!

Get Me To You by Chicklette - JxB. Summary - Nominated for an Indie. Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC. ~ Well, this is just... amazing. It grabs your heart from the beginning and keeps a firm grip on it throughout the story. The ups and the downs, always wondering what's around the corner. This is was a great Jasper/Bella story, absolutely fabulous - I adored it! And I may or may not have told the author I wanted to strangle Alice, just sayin.

   The Dartmouth Diaries by Clurrabella – JxB. Summary - How will Bella cope when the Cullens...and Whitlocks, come racing back in to her life, almost as fast as they left? Rated M for Language and Lemons JasperxBella // eventual JxBxPeter ~ Oh Ducatisper is back! It's been a little while since the author was on Hiatus but she is back and we got a great update! Jasper and Bella finally sat down and talked, it seems to have helped them in taking the first step forward. But I found myself wondering at the end... WTF does Charlotte know that I don't and WHEN will I know?! 

   Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm. Summary - Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of commitment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY ~ Holy shit! This was rec'd to me by my sister, who is fairly new to FF. She told me, if I read anything because she told me to - Read this. So I did and OMFG, it's hilarious! Emmett and Jasper, crack me the fuck up! And the Doctor, he's even pretty funny! I haven't finished but I can't wait to read more! This is seriously the funniest fic I'VE read!

Demons and Sinners by Alsper. Summary - Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence ~ *sniff sniff* Its nearly over... :( I'm devastated.  I have been angry with these characters, sad for them, happy for them, charmed by them, and that is a sign of a great story. You go on the same ride as the characters and you feel proud to come out the other end with them! Next chapter will be the epilogue and Im so interested to find out where these characters end up! Thank you Alsper for treating us with DaS. Side note: Demons and Sinners just won Best Jasper story in the "Curiosity... Killed the Cat 2009 Twilight Awards."

The Misapprehnsion of Bella Swan by hunterhunting. Summary - The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC ~ Oh how I love thee! Edward shows up at Bella's house and its all flirty flirty kissy kissy, but then Emmett comes home and Edward says some stuff when he thinks Bella isn't listening! Bella has been looking for a reason not to trust Edward and now he's given it to her and its only going to get worse. This story is so unpredictable I never know what's going to happen next and thats my favourite part about it! I think I've got the characters sussed but then they do something I totally don't expect!

Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs. Summary -Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv ~ Daniel is going to water aerobics classes and he meets Bella there! I was cracking up when they were talking about what they were going and it sounded like they were having sex! There are so many innuendos in this fic, it could have me giggling for days! I adore Daniel and love hearing about what hes getting up to in America! Such an original idea and I think you all need to jump on this bandwagon before it takes off in front of us!

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Hope you all enjoy your weekend,

Your Rose and Bella