New schedule & we're co-hosting a contest.

'ello poppetts! Hope you're all having a good start to the week! So, the British Bitch and I decided after our lackage of posting to put together a more realistic posting schedule and here's what it's going to look like:

Mondays: SMUT OF THE WEEK!

Thursdays: ANGST OF THE WEEK!
Sundays: PODCAST DAYS! <- That's right! Coming soon!

Anywhoozle, hope that sets things straight for ya'll. Now... moving on. I would like to try something new for this week. If you don't know I am an angst loving h00r, it's my favorite to read and I can never seem to get enough of it. Well in my preparations for the week I realized I haven't read all that much lately, especially anything angsty! *gasp* I know right?! I am just as shocked as the British Bitch is. SO, what I would LOVE from all you lovely poppetts is your most angsty rec, hit me with - hit me with it hard! The sooner the better, k?! Thank you in advance!

You're Invited!

"A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest"

A Twilight Fanfiction Challenge

Hosted and Judged by BBSapphire24, Calikisses, Iciripiciri, Makkitotosimew, PrettyFace27

You have an important date to attend a tea party of epic proportions.

So grab your writing utensils and take a trip down the rabbit hole

To create a birthday story like no other,

Filled with your favorite Twilight characters, citrus, and wonder.

Don't be late!

You can check out the details and any other information you'll need for the contest, here.

Smut of the Week.
Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon; Chapter 71. Yeah you will see this a lot as my smut of the week, but I can't help it, its just so bloody fantastic. In the previous chapter Edward and Bella were playing pool, If Edward won the game he said he would spank her over the pool table, then fuck her over it. And boy did he ever. UNF! Icy creates wonderful scenes in my mind that get my heart racing and, NGL, my panties a little moist. Done from Bella's POV, you feel like you are Bella, you can feel what shes feeling (obviously to a certain extent.) and you can also get a really good idea about what Edward is feeling too, the primal need he has to control is strong, but this time we see that his love for Bella is bigger than that now. If you are looking for a Domward to adore then look no further. Edward might really be fifty shades of fucked up but he's also one sexy, smooth, rich, mother fucker.

Updates:

Mr Horrible Two: Electric Squeakquelboo by Ohl - ExB. No summary for this. For those of you who don't have her on author alert. Ohl is ooohlalaa. She's back, and she's writing again but wont be posting or sharing her previous stories. This is the sequal to algonquinrt's Mr Horrible unfortunately due to personal reasons, algonquinrt, is unable to continue writing fanfiction or even be part of the fandom, therefore Ohl has picked up her WIP stories and they are very good. Ohl is a very talented writer and it shows her skills even more than she can take other peoples fictions and still keep the characters intact. Especially with a story like Mr Horrible, which has such eccentric characters. So in Mr Horrible two, Baby Swan and Rich Kid have been married 5 years and Bella has hit a low point, she wants a family desperately but can't have children, The couple look into adoption. If you liked Mr Horrible, I think you will like this too, despite the change in author, and If you haven't read Mr Horrible and dont think you have time to read a finished fic then don't worry, its not too confusing to just start with this chapter.

Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs -  Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv. If you're looking for something different and love yourself a little Robert Pattinson Geek. These girls have taken Robert Pattinson's character from The Bad Mother's Handbook and landed him right into the All Human Twilight world. I'm only four chapters into this story and it has had me snorting with laughter. As an english person its great to have something to bring the two together. Finally a fic where there are very few "Z" and we use "U's" instead of "O's". Not to mention the Dr Who references and other British phenomena's.

The University Of Edward Masen by SebastienRobichaud - ExB. Summary: Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella

Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC. Its Thanksgiving! Bella and Edward are at home in Forks with their families and Bella has been having some more trouble with her Ex-boyfriend, Jacob. I am a couple of chapters behind so forgive me if this is nothing new to you. I am loving this story so much. The writing is impeccable and the characters are so intriguing. Something that always draws me into fics is the attention to detail and I am in awe with this story when it comes to detail. I think this is a great read for anyone looking for slow build and a sexy professor. Lots and lots of UST! :D

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to the darkest realms of desire. MA Adult Themes AH AU. Give me a moment please ladies, Im just recovering from the smut. Once again Bella tests fifty shades boundaries and he in turn tests hers, however, in very different ways: Edward has now taken ownership of Bella, he covets her and wants to control her, because lets face it, first and foremost he is a control freak. Bella on the otherhand, gives spanking another go. See smut of the week for more info. So another great chapter from Icy, I adore her writing and I adore her characters, I can't wait to see where else she takes us with this story.

The First Breath by ElleCC and LaViePastiche - JxB. Summary: When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper. ~ *sigh* We got the final chapter of TFB on Saturday, with only the epilogue left I find myself sad to see it ending. It's a perfect time for it and the characters have not only dealt with some serious shit but they've overcome it, or are facing it head on. Everything wasn't neatly wrapped up, but it was done nicely for the story and I loved it. So, if you prefer reading completed stories and aren't reading this yet :O then get over to either ElleCC's or LaViePastiche's profiles! The links can be found on the side of our blog!

In A New Direction by AmberStar63 - JxA. - Summary: Alice is forced into reexamining her life and the choices she made. A story about changes, friendships and letting yourself live the life you deserve. A/J, B/E, R/Em – AH Rated M for language & future lemons ~ It is yet another ending to a beautiful story. My darling Amber's story has come to an end that couldn't have been done better. She kept true to the characters she created and had me teary throughout the last chapter. Surprises and laughs were had, and the happily ever after that this group of friends deserved was given. I adored it, please go check it out!

Nonsense and Other Various Whatnots by SweetDulcinea - Summary: A collection of random one-shots, drabbles, and short pieces. Various pairings ~ So I only got to read the first of the collection of one-shots but it was great. Sweets did a wonderful job of writing Jasper and Maria - before he left her. It's quite canon from SM's book but Sweets' twist. I was a little hesitant to read it, but I did and I'm glad. Using her words, she did an amazing job at seeing both these characters in different lights and showing you the other side that exists for every story. Go now birdies, check it out!

The Twilight 25: Round Two  by LaViePastiche - Summary: Bits and bobbles and maybe a one-shot or two for the Twilight 25 challenge on Livejournal. All sorts of pairings, AH, AU, maybe even some canon. Will likely consist of 100 word drabbles. ~ Oh LVP has done such a great job so far on her Twi25. With two prompts down, she's written two drabbles that were quite funny. One Jasper/Bella that had me giggling - I swear, if SM had done the whole Twilight Saga JxB than LVP would have just nailed that hammer on the head. It was great! Her second was, technically a Jasper/Maria, with a hint of Peter. I am never one to complain about Jasper and Peter - and how LVP did this one, haha, just read it. It was a good laugh, but you'll be with Peter on this one, I can almost guarantee that.

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Thanks for reading,

Your Rose and Bella.