Hello readers, allow me to introduce ourselves.
My name is Mary, and I am a fanficer. I also go by the name of PrettyFace27 or The British Bitch, I take no prisoners. My partner in crime and Fan Fiction wife is, Jess, co-writer of this blog, American Whore and goes by the pen name of BBSapphire24. You may or may not of heard of us, but that doesn't matter as we are here to just talk about fanfiction. More specifically, Twilight fanfiction or anything else related to the Twilight saga.
The rest of this post will be what a typical post from us is likely to look like. We hope to be posting every other day, discussing our favourite stories, preferred couples, writers we love and most importantly keeping you updated with what fics have updated in the last 48 hours.
My name is Mary, and I am a fanficer. I also go by the name of PrettyFace27 or The British Bitch, I take no prisoners. My partner in crime and Fan Fiction wife is, Jess, co-writer of this blog, American Whore and goes by the pen name of BBSapphire24. You may or may not of heard of us, but that doesn't matter as we are here to just talk about fanfiction. More specifically, Twilight fanfiction or anything else related to the Twilight saga.
The rest of this post will be what a typical post from us is likely to look like. We hope to be posting every other day, discussing our favourite stories, preferred couples, writers we love and most importantly keeping you updated with what fics have updated in the last 48 hours.
Our love for fanfiction and similarities brings us together, creating stories and now bringing you this blog. Our differences, some polar opposites, will show the varieties out there in the world of Twilight fanfiction and hopefully expose and share with you some of the stories that might not get as much attention as they deserve. While we shed light on the lesser known stories we will most certainly keep you updated on the more popular.
As most things with the two of us, anything goes here. If it's Twilight related, we'll talk about it. With a fun and crazy twist on things we hope you enjoy stopping by here, checking in with two girls - who on different continents come together to have a good time, good laughs, and find some great fucking smut. Enjoy.
So it is a new year and we are very excited to see what will occur in the twilight fandom world this year!
Already scheduled are; two DVD releases, one film release, numerous promotional photo shoots, loads of contests, more charity auctions and a whole stock pile of plot bunnies just waiting to get out of the rabbit hutch to play in the hay!
So it is a new year and we are very excited to see what will occur in the twilight fandom world this year!
Already scheduled are; two DVD releases, one film release, numerous promotional photo shoots, loads of contests, more charity auctions and a whole stock pile of plot bunnies just waiting to get out of the rabbit hutch to play in the hay!
Smut of the Week.
Hi, British Bitch here. So Every week I shall be sharing with you my favourite piece of smut that I have read from one of our updates and this week the title goes to Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragons. Seriously, the things this woman can create with a dressing gown rope and a tub of Ben and Jerry's vanilla ice cream is amazing! I shall never be able to look at either ever again without becoming aroused. Icy creates these wonderful images in your mind without it being too wordy or too descriptive. The Edward in this is so fricken sexy it kills me! I'm literally biting my lip and reading like a speed demon to get to Bella's release as it feels like my release too. (filthy people - i do not mean that reading it gives me orgasms. If only it was that easy!) I can psychically relax to know that they are both spent and happy! I love Icy, bringing it home for the British chicks. Keep writing the fucking amazing smut please because I cant get enough!
Fics that have updated since the 1st of January 2010:
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme - ExB. Summary: Sometimes we forget that the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mysterious Good Samaritan saves Bella from a bus before bolting like his hair is on fire. A mélange of Twilight, the movie How to Be, and a short story that for now shall remain nameless (so as not to give too much of the plot away for these first couple of chapters). Because Artward breaks my heart. (AU) Great little fic for those who love the weirdward. She posted chapter 12 today but chapter are roughly less than 4,000 words each.
Just One Night by Calikisses- Em x B. Summary: What starts out as a fun night with friends, turns into something completely unexpected when a good girl meets a fraternity president who makes good girls go bad. Originally written as an example entry for the BACK2SKOOL UNFMETT CONTEST. AH/AU This lady fucking rocks. She has beta-ed for both of us on numerous occasions and we have hosted a contest with her in the past, she has a job and goes to college yet she still has time write a fuckton of good fanfiction! She is Team Emmett but she write a variety of different pairings check out her other stories too.
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl - ExB. This story is fucking awesome. Mmm TNGUS... Seriously he's a doctor/sex god and he wants to teach you how to have sex! How could you say no to something like that? Ooo in the last chapter he started to realise that he's falling for Bella. I wonder what will happen next...
Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. yay! I look forward to this stumbling into my inbox. Not unlike The Submissive by tarasueme, but in a way, and dare i say it, a little bit better! I love the way she writes, its angsty but light hearted and keeps me on my toes, makes me smile to read every chapter! Spoiler Alert: This update is the start of the vanilla. How will Edward adapt to that and can Bella and her inner Godness find someway to keep this fine specimen of a man satisfied?
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme - ExB. Summary: Sometimes we forget that the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mysterious Good Samaritan saves Bella from a bus before bolting like his hair is on fire. A mélange of Twilight, the movie How to Be, and a short story that for now shall remain nameless (so as not to give too much of the plot away for these first couple of chapters). Because Artward breaks my heart. (AU) Great little fic for those who love the weirdward. She posted chapter 12 today but chapter are roughly less than 4,000 words each.
Just One Night by Calikisses- Em x B. Summary: What starts out as a fun night with friends, turns into something completely unexpected when a good girl meets a fraternity president who makes good girls go bad. Originally written as an example entry for the BACK2SKOOL UNFMETT CONTEST. AH/AU This lady fucking rocks. She has beta-ed for both of us on numerous occasions and we have hosted a contest with her in the past, she has a job and goes to college yet she still has time write a fuckton of good fanfiction! She is Team Emmett but she write a variety of different pairings check out her other stories too.
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl - ExB. This story is fucking awesome. Mmm TNGUS... Seriously he's a doctor/sex god and he wants to teach you how to have sex! How could you say no to something like that? Ooo in the last chapter he started to realise that he's falling for Bella. I wonder what will happen next...
Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon - ExB. yay! I look forward to this stumbling into my inbox. Not unlike The Submissive by tarasueme, but in a way, and dare i say it, a little bit better! I love the way she writes, its angsty but light hearted and keeps me on my toes, makes me smile to read every chapter! Spoiler Alert: This update is the start of the vanilla. How will Edward adapt to that and can Bella and her inner Godness find someway to keep this fine specimen of a man satisfied?
The First Breath by ElleCC and LaViePastiche JxB. When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH. Bella/Jasper. These are two of my favorite Jasper/Bella authors and they are at it again! Both having their own stories, but collaborating they are above and beyond. With angst sure to come, I know this fic will own you quite quickly!
Poughkeepsie by Mrs.TheKing BxE and many other pairing. This was the final update of Poughkeepsie, it was one hell of a story finally finishing the at chapter 74. Unfortunately due to copyright reasons the rest of the story was taken down but the epilogue is up there for you to have a gander at. Even though this was a Bella and Edward fic, the story's of Alice and Jasper and Emmett and Rosalie are fantastic! The Rosalie in this is one of my favourite of all time. If you haven't read it then im afarid you are going to have to wait until she publishes it.
Poughkeepsie by Mrs.TheKing BxE and many other pairing. This was the final update of Poughkeepsie, it was one hell of a story finally finishing the at chapter 74. Unfortunately due to copyright reasons the rest of the story was taken down but the epilogue is up there for you to have a gander at. Even though this was a Bella and Edward fic, the story's of Alice and Jasper and Emmett and Rosalie are fantastic! The Rosalie in this is one of my favourite of all time. If you haven't read it then im afarid you are going to have to wait until she publishes it.
Eddie's Little Secret by jajo BxE. Summary: What is real and what is fiction? Bc right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love. This little fic gem isn't terribly well known yet so snatch it up quick. Emmett pretending to be gay to over Rosalie is hilarious! If nothing but just for that you should read it!
If you decide to read any of the stories that have been mentioned in this post and decide to leave a review please mention that you heard it from Mary and Jess, over at Fanficers Anonymous.
Thank you and happy reading!
Lots of love
Your Rose and Bella.
P.s. We want to say a big Happy Birthday to our good friend Dr Conty!
We hope you have a really great day and wish you many happy returns!
Hi! wolvesnvamps here. Congrats on your new blog. It looks terrific and I will add it to my "favs to check daily" list.
ReplyDeleteHey! Thanks so much for coming by and checking us out! We're thrilled that you'll be checking back with us and like it! We've definitely got some fun stuff planned!
ReplyDelete~ Jess
awww thank you guys ! love the recomendations some of those are my fav some i will never ever reaqd you know why : )
ReplyDeletegreat work